Ton up!

[RoTheHo69]

Go around!! AROUND ME, CHILD!!

I wish I could double ribs this.

 

[bantadant]

I know I'm asking for too much here for him to understand logic, but wouldn't that make his name the 'mile of shit'? Patrick S Tomlinson is a mile of shit as per his own xeet

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Couple questions

1)did he really pull over on a bridge to take a selfie?

2) isn't this the bridge he wants destroyed for some reason?

What is this about wanting a bridge destroyed, I missed that civil engineer pat arc.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here is pretty much the same worded post from a year ago. He really is unoriginal.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Here is pretty much the same worded post from a year ago. He really is unoriginal.

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"Italian tuneup is a slang automotive term for attempting to restore engine performance by driving a car at high engine speed and load."

Well 5'7 230 is a pretty heavy load.

 

[AntSucks]

He's scoping out the bridge for his next kill

 

[CompoundBasement]

Here is pretty much the same worded post from a year ago. He really is unoriginal.

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He spelled it wrong again. He fucking lives there. World famous bestselling author can't spell "Hoan".

 

[FurBurger]

Probably throwing some kind of evidence off the bridge and taking a picture as some kind of weird alibi for why he was in the area when a thumb-drive labeled "Weimer's boudoir photos" surfaces nearby.

My guess is it was Nikki's body in a garbage bag, and he's just wearing the helmet to throw people off the scent.

"No, Officer Child, I didn't. How could I possibly drive my wife's body to the Hoan Bridge and throw it off, when I was clearly riding a motorcycle?"

"Sir, you realise that you drove by any number of security cameras on the way to the bridge, don't you?"

 

[chewtoycock]

He spelled it wrong again. He fucking lives there. World famous bestselling author can't spell "Hoan".

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Can't even blame it on autocorrect given how often he fucks up simple words. "Ignight" is a particularly egregious one.

 

[kingship75]

My guess is it was Nikki's body in a garbage bag, and he's just wearing the helmet to throw people off the scent.

"No, Officer Child, I didn't. How could I possibly drive my wife's body to the Hoan Bridge and throw it off, when I was clearly riding a motorcycle?"

"Sir, you realise that you drove by any number of security cameras on the way to the bridge, don't you?"

…No, child.