Tommy Tomlinson, Town Drunk

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Eau Claire, Route 4 (we've confirmed this address when he married the cunt)

November 10, 1973 - Tommy is out drunk driving and injuring senior citizens. Shameful. (Note one of the victims injuries....)

 

[guest]

"drunken driving" sounds a lot more scandalous and shameful than the modern "drunk driving" or better yet: "Driving under the influence".

Your dad conducted himself shamefully Patrick. My only question, was he also fat?

 

[guest]

No one text Pat this and say his dad almost killed two people for being a drunk-driving clown.

 

[BudDickman]

Eau Claire, Route 4 is Pat's grandmother's address, listed in some life insurance policy that he's the beneficiary of and is too retarded to collect. Also, what kind of hick address is that? It's a fucking street.

 

[Jenna]

A great man of incredible accomplishments who was fortunate enough to see his offspring surpass him as a pathetic alcoholic, as is the dream of every drunk.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The whole family's a bunch of fuck-ups. Sad.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I'm guessing with the busted ribs, Darrell might be the first Pat Poster.

 

[guest]

Both drivers were drunk. Whole town is a bunch of fuckups.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Eau Claire, Route 4 (we've confirmed this address when he married the cunt)

November 10, 1973 - Tommy is out drunk driving and injuring senior citizens. Shameful. (Note one of the victims injuries....)

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"Both drivers were cited for drunk driving".


Lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat probably genuinely doesn't know about this until today lol

a little booze cruising is cool but if you're drunk enough to cause problems you're acting like a nigger

is accessing pre 1980s wisconsin court records too much of a pain in the asshole?

 

[guest]

Fucking family of losers.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Pat probably genuinely doesn't know about this until today lol

You know he's here right now, absolutely seething that we've discovered another embarrassing thing about him.

Hi Patrick

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Both drivers were drunk. Whole town is a bunch of fuckups.

Wisconsin is the official state of drunk driving. We'll see someone in the paper charged with their 7th OWI, and it's kinda like "whatever".

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The next time he goes on about how “fast is my speed” just make sure you don’t post this evidence

 

[SFWA liaison]

have a read: a bunch of instances in which Fatty mentioned drunk driving related terms https://twitter.com/search?q=from:s...ted" OR "drunk driver"&src=typed_query&f=live

including, of course, comparing the GOP with a drunk driver lol, this should ba a game, pick any random subject, everyday object and search it on Pig's profile and count how many tweets it takes to reach one in which he's talking about le orange man

his DOB is JANUARY 11TH 1949 if anyone was wondering, he does indeed participate in elections and, unlike Patrick, Thomas Gregory Tomlinson voted in the 2012 presidential election

 

[guest]

He may not have known. Hilarious to find out here

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nice shitty drunken gene pool, stupids

 

[SFWA liaison]

one of the injured passenger is called "Fairchild"

and another got fractured ribs

Norm works in mysterious ways

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[EraGodless]

Eau Claire, Route 4 (we've confirmed this address when he married the cunt)

November 10, 1973 - Tommy is out drunk driving and injuring senior citizens. Shameful. (Note one of the victims injuries....)

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Kind of funny that it was basically a ticket. They were both drunk and intoxication assault didn't exist. You had to be completely shithoused to get a DWI in the 70's and early 80's.