Tomlinson’s Deli - coming soon August 2024

[Honey Badger]

I don’t know if anyone’s seen this yet, but someone in Milwaukee is opening a Patrick Tomlinson themed restaurant!

My Reddit contact from r/Milwaukee apparently reached out to Pat, but he wasn’t too receptive

It’s a bummer Patrick doesn’t wasn’t to be involved. Regardless, I think this place sounds like a smash hit! My Reddit contact was even able to send over a copy of the soft-opening menu

Wow, sure looks yummy and affordable!

Looks like another friend of the show reached out to Patrick. Hopefully Patrick comes to his senses and forms a partnership with a Tomlinson’s Deli. No one wants to be washing strangers’ cumstains for a living!

Hope to see you all there! It would make for a fun mid-year reunion before the Pest Holiday Party

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

fuckin hilarious!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Brother Joe coffee house has been open for years now, to glowing reviews.

The Pigman would be wise to invest some of his mone....oh, yeah.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

The raw spinach, corn, and peanut butter toast breakfast remains one of the stranger things he's ever made public to the world.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Post your wife's feet.

Your logo could use a little drool. Otherwise, that menu looks fucking awful. Very authentic! That grilled cheese with pistachios gets me every time.

@666

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This is up there with the Munich trip. This is really all his food he's bragged about isn't it? I've never seen that grilled cheese with pistachios and Sriracha! What the fuck is that? Hahahahaha my fucking ribs!

 

[Africa.com]

This is a wonderful bit thhwy

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Otherwise, that menu looks fucking awful. Very authentic! That grilled cheese with pistachios gets me every time.

@666

When all the dishes are displayed together you can really see the autism. Holy shit. He's fucking brain damaged.

 

[ISO__JOE]

twice cooked wellington with round steak got a niggas ribs baby backed

 

[BrotherMan1488]

will Patricks Deli sell Ruebens, Clubs ,Pepperonis and OfCourse Chop Cheeeeeeeeee
da streets yo

 

[RickReternal]

Just like sourpuss Pat to shit on an entrepreneur. Envy, of course.

I DON’T envy Simon having to collect and write up that nauseating food, personally. Anyone else’s stomach twist at the breakfast corn?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s married and him and Niki seem to only own a handful of plates.

 

[midwit]

Dude you're legitimately talented. This is funnier than anything these "professional comedians" babble about on podcasts.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Cooked in a tagine used once a year lmfao

 

[midwit]

The locally cooked tamales description...it's even funnier on a reread. I'm dying.

 

[whippinghuskies]

Pat has the palette of a stoned Arkansas HS negroid.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Uh, Garcon? Yes, I'd like just the breakfast corn a'la carte, one plate of only garnish, and an over-sweetened cuppa. Off ya go.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Fawkin love it. Only thing missing is the logo should be a cartoon version of bitch tits Pat in his grey sweater looking down at his pink slab of German meatloaf and giant pretzel.

 

[Imager]

Hilarious, but you missed an opportunity to make that QR code go somewhere great.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I will dump every cent I have into a tomlinson bar.