Tom Segura (WHO?) has Norton level freak out at Airline worker, calls her a poor cunt, fans not happy

[UnPRePared]

Toms signature bit is laughing at people getting hurt so it was karma that now everyone can laugh at his accident. That was when he was a humble fat fuck, Now that he's lost weight, gone hollywood Tom and gotten botox and thinks hes hot shit he HATES that he has to laugh along with the joke.

I liked a few of his earlier specials, I have to admit. But he's been bad for years now and keeps getting worse.

Schaub, Callen, Segura, Delia, Cummings, damn near anyone in that Rogan circlejerk can get straight fucked in my mind. I would almost throw Theo in there, and I'm very close to, but something still seems somewhat genuine about him.

It's a tough one, man.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Imagine being so poor that you have to fly commercial. Poor faggot.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I liked a few of his earlier specials, I have to admit. But he's been bad for years now and keeps getting worse.

Schaub, Callen, Segura, Delia, Cummings, damn near anyone in that Rogan circlejerk can get straight fucked in my mind. I would almost throw Theo in there, and I'm very close to, but something still seems somewhat genuine about him.

It's a tough one, man.

Theo gets a pass for kicking shaub to the curb and that nia burr simpsons drawing.

Wonder why they cropped it out of this photo

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He should wear a giant star of dovid to ensure the goyim treat him properly.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

The "poors" thing has been a running joke for a couple years now on the podcast. Haven't watched it for a long time now but it would rub the fans up the wrong way.

Tom getting the bag and then a vasectomy right before his 2 year world tour and leaving Christina and the kids at home does give me a chuckle though.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Isn’t this Bert’s K’s best friend? I think he grew up rich

This should be a major point in stratifying comics. There are the Seguras, D'Elias, Schaubs, Cummings, and Callens of the world whose major accomplishment was "hanging in there" and steadily padding their resumes thanks to huge stipends from their rich families.

Then there are the self-made comics who wind up fagging out for other reasons.


I'm dating a TV reporter and it's the same thing. Most journalists don't make enough to survive unless they're in a major market (or have a prime time in-studio gig which also favors tenure). So the ones who break through are the ones who can stick it out through the "pay your dues" years. The promotion system favors longevity, not achievement.

She told me a story about when she worked in a very very small, dusty midwestern city and there was some reporter whose family used to send a private plane to take her home on the weekends. She eventually wound up as an anchor in a top 10 market.

 

[ScrotesMcgoats]

I hope somebody rapes Toms wife and infant sons, not because of what he said but because he’s a basic bitch, garden variety mediocre stand up.

 

[UnPRePared]

This should be a major point in stratifying comics. There are the Seguras, D'Elias, Schaubs, Cummings, and Callens of the world whose major accomplishment was "hanging in there" and steadily padding their resumes thanks to huge stipends from their rich families.

Then there are the self-made comics who wind up fagging out for other reasons.


I'm dating a TV reporter and it's the same thing. Most journalists don't make enough to survive unless they're in a major market (or have a prime time in-studio gig which also favors tenure). So the ones who break through are the ones who can stick it out through the "pay your dues" years. The promotion system favors longevity, not achievement.

She told me a story about when she worked in a very very small, dusty midwestern city and there was some reporter whose family used to send a private plane to take her home on the weekends. She eventually wound up as an anchor in a top 10 market.

What you said right there relates to many fields, music included.

The longer you can last out there pounding the rock with a modicum of talent, the more likely you can keep a career performing. Even if you're not rich from it, you can make enough to sustain, but you have to last long enough where you're taken seriously. It's sad that time is what gains you respect, but it's the truth.

What's sadder is the young lads in the punk and metal scenes that act like poor, tortured starving artists, but are hiding that their parents have kept them afloat while they achieve their dream. Steve and I would roll our eyes at these cunts.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I hope somebody rapes Toms wife and infant sons, not because of what he said but because he’s a basic bitch, garden variety mediocre stand up.

Wtf?

Also, you assholes ribbed a pedo baby rape comment?

 

[DooDooBrown]

Wtf?

Also, you assholes ribbed a pedo baby rape comment?

I wasn’t ribbing the kids being raped, I was ribbing the mental image it gave me of Tom’s double chin jiggling as he blubbered over his kid’s wrecked bum.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Has opie or anthony ever gotten each other a single gift this expensive?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Wtf?

Also, you assholes ribbed a pedo baby rape comment?

I gave it a Col because it made me think.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I would say we could harass his fans, but they are a whole other level of stupid

 

[guest]

Why isnt he taking a private jet if hes rich?

 

[ScrotesMcgoats]

Wtf?

Also, you assholes ribbed a pedo baby rape comment?

Oh, literal Rambler…

 

[DMAN]

Wtf?

Also, you assholes ribbed a pedo baby rape comment?

You're just a regular Offended Oscar today, aren't you Grandma?

COMEDY GONE TOO FAR.... Words hurt.

Go bring that energy for the faggots posting photos of Brother Joe's poor little daughter and that idiot kid Warren.

People like you would have stopped Qadan's rise (and rise again)

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Who are the three people who clicked on all the pictures of obvious gay nigger porn

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Who are the three people who clicked on all the pictures of obvious gay nigger porn

This is Tom's wife. Tom is NOT GAY! okay? I want you to stay away from Tom he is not gay we have a family and a son and a life together you stay away from him you SON OF A BTICH!!!!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That was pretty funny for modern stand up.