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Today's soup is Sweet Pea. "It'll keep you warm on a hot day like today." (Who eats soup to keep warm..... in summer?

Bin_The_Blacks

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Have they ever considered making a soup that doesn't look like it came out of someone?
 

Patrick O'Neal

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I keep a sharp eye on Hooli's soup of the day and - to be honest whicha - their last one looked like an improvement.

That resembles a soup bowl. Someone may have wiped the rim. They didn't literally wipe their ass with the school-issue toilet paper before putting it on the plate. I'm pleasantly surprised.

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But whoever said this latest offering looks like the prop vomit from The Exorcist was completely right! I actually remember from a documentary that WAS actually pea soup. Probably the same fucking batch number knowing their standard procurement approach of breaking into abandoned buildings to steal tinned cans of expired food and scrape up whatever roadkill they encounter on the ride home.

> It'll keep you warm on a hot day like today..

What does that even mean?? Are they self-parodying at this point? "We know this is the absolute worst soup to serve at this time of year, but you know us, LOL!"

Can they not even do the barest minimum of their jobs?
 

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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I keep a sharp eye on Hooli's soup of the day and - to be honest whicha - their last one looked like an improvement.

That resembles a soup bowl. Someone may have wiped the rim. They didn't literally wipe their ass with the school-issue toilet paper before putting it on the plate. I'm pleasantly surprised.

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But whoever said this latest offering looks like the prop vomit from The Exorcist was completely right! I actually remember from a documentary that WAS actually pea soup. Probably the same fucking batch number knowing their standard procurement approach of breaking into abandoned buildings to steal tinned cans of expired food and scrape up whatever roadkill they encounter on the ride home.

> It'll keep you warm on a hot day like today..

What does that even mean?? Are they self-parodying at this point? "We know this is the absolute worst soup to serve at this time of year, but you know us, LOL!"

Can they not even do the barest minimum of their jobs?
They need to go back to their squad and look up soup recipes.
 

Stent

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Is Milwaukee a city of retards? I'm starting to think all the Downs kids were shipped there and told "You're all real people now!" and they have an army of low paid caretakers just shuffling them around the city pretending they have jobs and homes.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Why the wax paper and plastic basket? Just fucking serve the bowl on a saucer like every other restaurant on the planet!
Because then they'd have to buy and wash a saucer, dummy. This way they can reuse the basket for 4-5 customers and then just throw it out once it's got so much dried food caked on it that the bowl won't sit straight.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Is Milwaukee a city of retards? I'm starting to think all the Downs kids were shipped there and told "You're all real people now!" and they have an army of low paid caretakers just shuffling them around the city pretending they have jobs and homes.
According to Rick it’s a major city. Pile of shit moolie infested shithole in a flyover state
 
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