Today's soup is Sweet Pea. "It'll keep you warm on a hot day like today." (Who eats soup to keep warm..... in summer?

[warchief1978]

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

They're retards

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Bums

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Why the wax paper and plastic basket? Just fucking serve the bowl on a saucer like every other restaurant on the planet!

 

[Kurt_Love]

And a dirty metal spoon with Patrick's dried drool all over it. Great food for a super bar

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Looks like something a nigger would prepare.

 

[guest]

There was an episode of US kitchen nightmares at a place called J Willy's in South Bend, IN. The management were some of the most hapless yokels imaginable and the kitchen was staffed by snaggle-toothed retarded mutants. Still, they were all decent, hard-working Christian folks, polite to a T, humble and willing to learn.

I imagine the staff at Hooligans have them beat in the hapless, retarded yokel stakes but are sorely lacking in all the positive aspects. Just stupid, backwards, vicious assholes.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

There was an episode of US kitchen nightmares at a place called J Willy's in South Bend, IN. The management were some of the most hapless yokels imaginable and the kitchen was staffed by snaggle-toothed retarded mutants. Still, they were all decent, hard-working Christian folks, polite to a T, humble and willing to learn.

I imagine the staff at Hooligans have them beat in the hapless, retarded yokel stakes but are sorely lacking in all the positive aspects. Just stupid, backwards, vicious assholes.

How that married couple didn't fucking strangle J Willy is beyond me.

 

[guest]

How that married couple didn't fucking strangle J Willy is beyond me.

I think J Willy was porking the woman. The husband had cuck written all over him.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

There was an episode of US kitchen nightmares at a place called J Willy's in South Bend, IN. The management were some of the most hapless yokels imaginable and the kitchen was staffed by snaggle-toothed retarded mutants. Still, they were all decent, hard-working Christian folks, polite to a T, humble and willing to learn.

I imagine the staff at Hooligans have them beat in the hapless, retarded yokel stakes but are sorely lacking in all the positive aspects. Just stupid, backwards, vicious assholes.

How that married couple didn't fucking strangle J Willy is beyond me.

I want to murder J Willy, that fucking four-eyes slackjawed cunt. He looks like Dr. Steve with down's syndrome.

South Bend seems like a really nice place, that's where my boy E. Michael Jones lives, but it seems wop-unfriendly so I'm sure all the food is shit. No wogs = no food, ya ask me.

 

[guest]

I want to murder J Willy, that fucking four-eyes slackjawed cunt. He looks like Dr. Steve with down's syndrome.

South Bend seems like a really nice place, that's where my boy E. Michael Jones lives, but it seems wop-unfriendly so I'm sure all the food is shit. No wogs = no food, ya ask me.

J Willy might as well have had "I'm a loser" stamped on his forehead. Fucking sleepy-eyed, low energy zilch

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

J Willy might as well have had "I'm a loser" stamped on his forehead. Fucking sleepy-eyed, low energy zilch

I felt so bad for that cuck guy with the moustache you were talking about, but... there's something about dry and flaky-skinned white people I just can't deal with. They literally look like cracker biscuits.

 

[guest]

I felt so bad for that cuck guy with the moustache you were talking about, but... there's something about dry and flaky-skinned white people I just can't deal with. They literally look like cracker biscuits.

I didn't feel bad for him, he was an idiot. I seem to remember he would clasp his hands together in performative exasperation all the time instead of getting his house and business in order. His mullet and Austrian pedophile from the 80s moustache bothered me too.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I didn't feel bad for him, he was an idiot. I seem to remember he would clasp his hands together in performative exasperation all the time instead of getting his house and business in order. His mullet and Austrian pedophile from the 80s moustache bothered me too.

Yeah he did look like that Joseph Fritzl guy. Fuck him for getting involved with J Willy.

btw you have to admit this makes the American version of the show superior, because you want to psychoanalyze all these freaks.

 

[guest]

Yeah he did look like that Joseph Fritzl guy. Fuck him for getting involved with J Willy.

btw you have to admit this makes the American version of the show superior, because you want to psychoanalyze all these freaks.

I enjoyed both shows for different reasons but yeah the American contestants are usually more openly mentally ill and by turn more interesting. The Brits are usually meeker and quieter (as long as they aren't drinking.)

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I enjoyed both shows for different reasons but yeah the American contestants are usually more openly mentally ill and by turn more interesting. The Brits are usually meeker and quieter (as long as they aren't drinking.)

The old UK guy who had the pub but wouldn't throw out his square plates... he's so nice, but I wanted to strangle him for his stubbornness. DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA

 

[The Greaseman]

Someone probably puked up their terrible salad and they just re-served it as pea soup.

 

[guest]

The old UK guy who had the pub but wouldn't throw out his square plates... he's so nice, but I wanted to strangle him for his stubbornness. DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA

Yeah, he was one annoying passive aggressive old prick

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pea soup is already a poverty dish and it looks like they still skimped out on it. Its so watery.