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Today's soup is French Onion with Croutons and Swiss Cheese (Who serves crackers with onion soup?)

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They literally dropped a deli slice of cheese on top of the soup. Anytime I’ve ordered French onion the cheese is melted and overflowing the sides. It’s also usually served with a thick slice or two from a Baguette.
That's because you're eating real French Onion soup and not this abomination. You're supposed to make the soup and then shred/grate cheese to cover the top, then finish it off in the oven. Plus, and you don't have to do it but it's great, you put a slice of fresh french bread atop the soup prior to adding the cheese and baking it.

You can tell they didn't do this because the cup isn't an oven safe one and the cheese, like you point out, is clearly just a slice of processed swiss. It's not even deli cheese. It's Kraft singles.

Plating - plastic mesh tub like they use for clam strips? Wrong. Ceramic cup for French Onion? Wrong. Dirty cup, not wiped of errant soup or seasoning? Wrong. Crackers? Wrong. Slice plopped onto the soup? Wrong. Bread chunks tossed on? Wrong. I shudder to think of what this fucking dogshit tastes like if they whiffed on so much of the presentation. You're supposed to polish the turd, not put a spotlight on it.

Apologies for this long post, but this is the worst one of these Today's Soup posts I've seen. It will probably look better as feces.
 
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That's because you're eating real French Onion soup and not this abomination. You're supposed to make the soup and then shred/grate cheese to cover the top, then finish it off in the oven. Plus, and you don't have to do it but it's great, you put a slice of fresh french bread atop the soup prior to adding the cheese and baking it.

You can tell they didn't do this because the cup isn't an oven safe one and the cheese, like you point out, is clearly just a slice of processed swiss. It's not even deli cheese. It's Kraft singles.

Plating - plastic mesh tub like they use for clam strips? Wrong. Ceramic cup for French Onion? Wrong. Dirty cup, not wiped of errant soup or seasoning? Wrong. Crackers? Wrong. Slice plopped onto the soup? Wrong. Bread chunks tossed on? Wrong. I shudder to think of what this fucking dogshit tastes like if they whiffed on so much of the presentation. You're supposed to polish the turd, not put a spotlight on it.

Apologies for this long post, but this is the worst one of these Today's Soup posts I've seen. It will probably look better as feces.
It will look the same as feces.
 
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I think it is microwaved because the cheese is melted, but not browned. Fucking microwaved onion soup.
I think they micro'd it twice. First to heat the soup itself up, then they slapped the cheese on and hit it again to melt it. That's why the soup is all over the outside and rim of the cup, from when it was boiling in the microwave.

This is probably the worst looking bowl of French Onion soup I have ever seen and nothing I've ever seen from Hooligans has ever looked appealing in any way. No wonder Rick eats there regularly. Slop for a pig.
 
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