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Today's soup is corn chowder. When you eat it you'll say, yum yum.

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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They can teach him a trade in jail. Cooking.
There is no way pat would survive in general population. He would be in PC by the second day. Would you mind giving us your scenario of how his first few days in jail would play out? I know in the SW its a bit different behind bars than in milwaukee but Id like to hear how these soft babys first days play out.
 

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yum!
 

Udders

Back to how we used to be
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There is no way pat would survive in general population. He would be in PC by the second day. Would you mind giving us your scenario of how his first few days in jail would play out? I know in the SW its a bit different behind bars than in milwaukee but Id like to hear how these soft babys first days play out.
He'd have his shoes taken within 5 minutes and sucking a dick within 6.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Last year I was in Donbass and Kharkiv and visited some weird cafeterias and whatnot but never was I served food with biscuits in plastic wrappers or whatever.
What a fucking shithole that place is.
Its pretty common in the US for soups to come with these. People usually crumble them into the soup.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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So was the damage on the off-brand soup can this came from just an odd-looking dent, or botulism?
 
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