To my white-collar brothermen

[Maybe even kiss you]

WWAWD open space offices and "activity based" workplaces being hell? No privacy. No ability to withdraw and focus on your task. Having to start every day by adapting the ergonomics of the screens, the desk and the chair. Having to surround yourself with an annoying buzz of stupid jokes that you don't necessarily want to take part in, when all you'd like to do is listen to death metal, browse Owen A forums and chill with some coffee.

It's like they design those places to remind every employee they're just an interchangeable cog, which is probably why bosses don't sit there with the rest of them.

I know cubicles get a lot of flak, but I'll take one ten times out of ten. I just turned down a job with better pay because of their office plan.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

open space offices

do people wear odd hats & ride miniature bicycles around the place?

 

[CuckQueen]

What's wrong with them collars we got? They wear purdy good! What's some of them other collars?

Pink collar to describe traditional womens employment like nurse and secretary... silver collar to describe robotic automation....

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

do people wear odd hats & ride miniature bicycles around the place?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm glad i don't work in such a environment any more, it's truly hell on earth.

Having to hear normies babble on about nonsense all day is truly torturous, i just wanted to stick a pen in their throats after a while.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

You sound like you have a case of the Mondays, OP. even though it's Sunday.

 

[guest]

I like it. But youre right, cubicles would be better.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Where we at with dog friendly offices? That's a thing I've seen and I don't care for it. How's about leaving the fawkin dawgie at home, brotherman

 

[guest]

Fuck fucking normies man, leave me alone and let me do my fucking work.

 

[Udders]

I really wanna see what happens to that woman on the skateboard in the next 5-7 seconds.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I’d prefer a cubicle myself. I hate having to be nice and reply to employees, and would rather just be in my own little work world.
Open space? No thank you.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

What do people in office environments do on the computer? I have no idea what goes on there

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

What do people in office environments do on the computer? I have no idea what goes on there

Reddit

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

What do people in office environments do on the computer? I have no idea what goes on there

They cyberbully a fat, mediocre science fiction writer.

 

[guest]

What do people in office environments do on the computer? I have no idea what goes on there

Onaforums.net

Tps reports

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Patpost.

 

[Stent]

Try making fun of people's shirts.

 

[guest]

I will never consider a non-fully remote job ever again.

 

[guest]

I will never consider a non-fully remote job ever again.

You dont get cabin fever?

 

[guest]

You dont get cabin fever?

Absolutely not. Location independence is the shit.