Tip for pissing

[Imager]

Jesus Christ, WHY!?

I'm calling it right now: Australian toilets are second to none, with the exception of toilets that also have a bidet.

I've never been to Australia mate, but there is absolutely no way you can compete with Asian toilets.

I got off the plane in Hong Kong and the first ad I saw was for a fucking toilet, and it looked bad ass.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I've never been to Australia mate, but there is absolutely no way you can compete with Asian toilets.

I got off the plane in Hong Kong and the first ad I saw was for a fucking toilet, and it looked bad ass.

Yeah but those noodle niggers haven't dealt with the strenuous anuses of BBQ eaters and VB drinkers. I'm no racist, but fuck Asians and fuck anyone with chinky eyes.

 

[Imager]

I'm no racist, but fuck Asians and fuck anyone with chinky eyes.

What a relief. I almost thought you were racist there for a second.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Instead of shaking, dab.

 

[Asuka]

Dumb Americans dip their foreskinless dicks in the toilet soup every day. Disgusting.

You piss on your little baby balls, stumpy.

 

[aRTie02150]

I tear a little piece of toilet paper and hide it in my foreskin after I piss. It's disgusting yes, but zero drops.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My woman prefers the aroma of a musky pair of my boxers, stilldamp with ten-hour-old urine.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Tip #6
If you piss on the floor for less than 10 seconds it doesn't really matter since I can't smell it and it dries up eventually

or just wipe it with your sock sniff

 

[Stent]

Pro tip: If you've got a really explosive shit hit the flush as soon as you release.

 

[CuntFucker]

Pro tip: If you've got a really explosive shit hit the flush as soon as you release.

this is how you get toilet water on your balls, no thank you

 

[Stent]

this is how you get toilet water on your balls, no thank you

Stay out of the gutter. Shit in traffic.

 

[CuntFucker]

Stay out of the gutter. Shit in traffic.

I would rather be a fucked up Indian kid with 3 foreskins and elephant features than a fat yank with no foreskin, enjoy fucking your sister/mom/whoever

 

[Stent]

I would rather be a fucked up Indian kid with 3 foreskins and elephant features than a fat yank with no foreskin, enjoy fucking your sister/mom/whoever

Dalit don't get to speak.

 

[Meownaw]

I had 48 dick surgeries alroight!

 

[Asuka]

I would rather be a fucked up Indian kid with 3 foreskins and elephant features than a fat yank with no foreskin, enjoy fucking your sister/mom/whoever

The mask has definitely slipped. You're completely raddled. I'm looking forward to where you shit neckkkkkkkst.

 

[CuntFucker]

The mask has definitely slipped. You're completely raddled. I'm looking forward to where you shit neckkkkkkkst.

yeah, I am never, ever going to listen to one of these

 

[Asuka]

yeah, I am never, ever going to listen to one of these

Well, you use Google translate to type here from the call center. I wouldn't expect you to know English.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I’ve been doing this for years and it still doesnt fully drain me. I just have a leaky dick

 

[Phish]

Pro tip: If you've got a really explosive shit hit the flush as soon as you release.

I did a little stint in county jail and that was the most common thing i heard yelled out loud every day. It was like a basketball court w bunk beds everywhere so you can smell everyones shit. “Fuck man put some water on that shit”. If you dont flush as soon as your butthole opens, theres a pack of 30 ferrel nogs/youths lined up waiting to ream you out once youre done.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I did a little stint in county jail and that was the most common thing i heard yelled out loud every day. It was like a basketball court w bunk beds everywhere so you can smell everyones shit. “Fuck man put some water on that shit”. If you dont flush as soon as your butthole opens, theres a pack of 30 ferrel nogs/youths lined up waiting to ream you out once youre done.

Black people in jail? Now I've heard everything.