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Tiny Tim has been lost in the wild a long time

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
This will end up on a spreadsheet of other shit that gets sent to publishing houses to buy for a couple of grand if they like the premise.
Something that is already written and ready to go and will fetch a couple of grand if he's lucky enough to find some chump willing to take a punt.

He probably see's some parallels between himself and Biden. Both being pushed out of their jobs because they are too pudding brained to function properly.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
Best part about that dumb elephant thing is Scalzi wrote and released a book with a very similar premise while Pat had been touting this shit around. Pretty sure that was the book someone on KF said he was pitching at a convention once and got rejected by everyone.

He has a few half finished books that he is "holding hostage" until a publisher pays him to finish it. Clearly that strategy isnt working.


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Why does this fucking dunce always refer to himself as we or our when talking about his writing? You don't have a fucking team working behind the scenes for the Patrick S. Tomlinson brand, you cunt. It's just you.
 

Lard Glug

Lard Glug contains neither lard nor glug.
Best part about that dumb elephant thing is Scalzi wrote and released a book with a very similar premise while Pat had been touting this shit around. Pretty sure that was the book someone on KF said he was pitching at a convention once and got rejected by everyone.


Why does this fucking dunce always refer to himself as we or our when talking about his writing? You don't have a fucking team working behind the scenes for the Patrick S. Tomlinson brand, you cunt. It's just you.
I wish he’d die then we could all write books under his name ala Tom Clancy.

PATRICK S TOMLINSON’S
Tiny Tim Goes Surfing
Written By: Lard Glug
 
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