Times Everyone Thought You Were "Wrong" (BUT You Were RIGHT!)

[CQ Beans]

Let us hear some baggage you still carry with you. What are some of those moments where nobody trusted you, even though you were being honest and would have genuinely told them if you were lying?

Back in the Columbine days, kids started to revel in the idea that Columbine was a viable option for them. They had an "out!"

So in The DMAN's school, we had this big white RETARD who was tall, long hair down to his butt. Clearly stricken with autism and spoke in a dramatic whisper. He was one of those kids EVERYONE rolled their eyes at, even the losers and nerds would PILE ON, outside of his Pokemon card playing autistic pals. He bragged about his many guns to anyone who would listen.

Well one day, this lofty fool starts a conversation with The DMAN, and starts to bring up all kinds of silly little video game characters. The DMAN just had to laugh in his face. Of course, having a touch of the spectrum makes him incapable of shame and self reflection, so he did not become offended at The DMAN's scoffing...

He replied with full sincerity "You're missing out." By not playing baby boy Nintendo games, The DMAN is missing out on life. Well, this conversation didn't end too well, to be perfectly honest witcha. It got bad. The FFFFFFFFawking ARROGANCE!!!

So the principal took The DMAN to the big room, and told him he was about to get kicked out for picking on retards. So after that moment where the cock blocker principal stopped The DMAN from giving the special child The SLAP of the century. Everyone in school began to poke fun at The DMAN for having a feud with the big retard. "Haha! He's so harmless! You're overeacting!!!" Well, lessons were learned. Marketing 101, you don't associate with jabrones lower than you. Understood.

Until one day the big retard snapped, and threatened to shoot the principal in the head because he didn't let him put up a poster of some kind of faggot Pokemon card playing tournament up in the library. HAHA! The principal was given an armed guard, the kid was expelled, and eventually shot himself in the CHEST. Well The DMAN has just one question for you. Where was The DMAN's armed guard? Where was the sympathy for The DMAN when HE was threatened? What about The DMAN? ...Now, The DMAN is going to hang up and listen to your answer.

Did the principal repent afterwards in shame? He should’ve.

 

[DMAN]

Did the principal repent afterwards in shame? He should’ve.

The little cunt wouldn't even look at The DMAN.

 

[DMAN]

I had an amazing ability to spot if dudes would be assholes in relationships and i was never listened to because it was written off as jealousy or “You just don’t know him like I do!”

Girl A dates a guy. “He’s probably a piece of shit.” Turns out to be a crackhead domestic abuser.

Girl B dates a guy. “He’s probably a piece of shit.” Turns out to be a junkie gangbanging loser.

Girl C dates a guy. “He’s probably a piece of shit.” Cheats on her.

This isn’t even some super power its called having common sense which women just dont have.

If you were heterosexual this post would have a very sad context to it. You're just one of those gay best friend COCK BLOCKERS that The DMAN has to contend with.

 

[Imager]

I never got vaccinated for COVID.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I knew this guy who had an incredibly hot, nice girlfriend. Then he met this other girl, who I thought was a massive step down. One day he asked me why I didn't like her, and I told him she was a phony, a drama queen, and a manipulator who'd immediately try to change and mold him into a massive faggot. They got married, she tried to change and mold him into a massive faggot, then they got a vicious divorce.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Smelled the deep crazy on a friend's wife long before anyone else did, but by the time they see the truth it's already too late. I really hate that stupid tard-factory junkie bitch. Boooo! Boooo! I'm booing her womb. Booooooo!

 

[DMAN]

I knew this guy who had an incredibly hot, nice girlfriend. Then he met this other girl, who I thought was a massive step down. One day he asked me why I didn't like her, and I told him she was a phony, a drama queen, and a manipulator who'd immediately try to change and mold him into a massive faggot. They got married, she tried to change and mold him into a massive faggot, then they got a vicious divorce.

And you stopped talking to him because he shut you out? Or have you been able to gloat?

I never got vaccinated for COVID.

The DMAN laughs at anyone who says they did. It's hilarious how nobody even mentions it anymore. What a bullshit election trick that was.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

And you stopped talking to him because he shut you out? Or have you been able to gloat?

Nah, after they got divorced he married another girl, a real pig, who made him stop hanging out with his regular friends. They got divorced too, but I haven't seen him since.

 

[fenrir]

its called having common sense

It's called the law of averages.

Girls like assholes so it's a safe assumption that any girl you know is dating a guy who is an asshole (to you).

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Never became a vape convert and stuck to good ol' ciggies. Now it seems the vapers are the ones with worse health problems because nicotine and chemical-laced WATER VAPOR is like 40x worse for the lungs.