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Times Everyone Thought You Were "Wrong" (BUT You Were RIGHT!)

DMAN

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Let us hear some baggage you still carry with you. What are some of those moments where nobody trusted you, even though you were being honest and would have genuinely told them if you were lying?

Back in the Columbine days, kids started to revel in the idea that Columbine was a viable option for them. They had an "out!"

So in The DMAN's school, we had this big white RETARD who was tall, long hair down to his butt. Clearly stricken with autism and spoke in a dramatic whisper. He was one of those kids EVERYONE rolled their eyes at, even the losers and nerds would PILE ON, outside of his Pokemon card playing autistic pals. He bragged about his many guns to anyone who would listen.

Well one day, this lofty fool starts a conversation with The DMAN, and starts to bring up all kinds of silly little video game characters. The DMAN just had to laugh in his face. Of course, having a touch of the spectrum makes him incapable of shame and self reflection, so he did not become offended at The DMAN's scoffing...

He replied with full sincerity "You're missing out." By not playing baby boy Nintendo games, The DMAN is missing out on life. Well, this conversation didn't end too well, to be perfectly honest witcha. It got bad. The FFFFFFFFawking ARROGANCE!!!

So the principal took The DMAN to the big room, and told him he was about to get kicked out for picking on retards. So after that moment where the cock blocker principal stopped The DMAN from giving the special child The SLAP of the century. Everyone in school began to poke fun at The DMAN for having a feud with the big retard. "Haha! He's so harmless! You're overeacting!!!" Well, lessons were learned. Marketing 101, you don't associate with jabrones lower than you. Understood.

Until one day the big retard snapped, and threatened to shoot the principal in the head because he didn't let him put up a poster of some kind of faggot Pokemon card playing tournament up in the library. HAHA! The principal was given an armed guard, the kid was expelled, and eventually shot himself in the CHEST. Well The DMAN has just one question for you. Where was The DMAN's armed guard? Where was the sympathy for The DMAN when HE was threatened? What about The DMAN? ...Now, The DMAN is going to hang up and listen to your answer.
 
Dog Eater

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One time I was out with my wife and she was like we need milk and I was like no we still have plenty and she was like no there’s none left so then we bought milk and got home and there was at least half a bottle of milk still remaining. I TOLD YOU WE HAD MILK WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
 
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DMAN said:
Let us hear some baggage you still carry with you. What are some of those moments where nobody trusted you, even though you were being honest and would have genuinely told them if you were lying?

Back in the Columbine days, kids started to revel in the idea that Columbine was a viable option for them. They had an "out!"

So in The DMAN's school, we had this big white RETARD who was tall, long hair down to his butt. Clearly stricken with autism and spoke in a dramatic whisper. He was one of those kids EVERYONE rolled their eyes at, even the losers and nerds would PILE ON, outside of his Pokemon card playing autistic pals. He bragged about his many guns to anyone who would listen.

Well one day, this lofty fool starts a conversation with The DMAN, and starts to bring up all kinds of silly little video game characters. The DMAN just had to laugh in his face. Of course, having a touch of the spectrum makes him incapable of shame and self reflection, so he did not become offended at The DMAN's scoffing...

He replied with full sincerity "You're missing out." By not playing baby boy Nintendo games, The DMAN is missing out on life. Well, this conversation didn't end too well, to be perfectly honest witcha. It got bad. The FFFFFFFFawking ARROGANCE!!!

So the principal took The DMAN to the big room, and told him he was about to get kicked out for picking on retards. So after that moment where the cock blocker principal stopped The DMAN from giving the special child The SLAP of the century. Everyone in school began to poke fun at The DMAN for having a feud with the big retard. "Haha! He's so harmless! You're overeacting!!!" Well, lessons were learned. Marketing 101, you don't associate with jabrones lower than you. Understood.

Until one day the big retard snapped, and threatened to shoot the principal in the head because he didn't let him put up a poster of some kind of faggot Pokemon card playing tournament up in the library. HAHA! The principal was given an armed guard, the kid was expelled, and eventually shot himself in the CHEST. Well The DMAN has just one question for you. Where was The DMAN's armed guard? Where was the sympathy for The DMAN when HE was threatened? What about The DMAN? ...Now, The DMAN is going to hang up and listen to your answer.
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What game was he talking about? Maybe you really were missing out
 
GloryHoleTorqueH

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A dorky kid me and the bbbboys used to tease for writing a poem and bringing flowers to this booger eating girl snapped and said he was going to kill all of us in the middle of class. He was suspended for 2 weeks.

Turns out now he is a tranny who went viral sperging out noticed he still has the same voice and is in our very own Tranny Hate Thread. Funny because as kids he was never a faggot just couldn't get girls he tried never came off as a woman or a gay.
 
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One of my employers retardedly decided during an economic downturn and change of management / merging of a few different startups/very small businesses into a bigger parent company (like 150 employees), we should start off by firing 30% of our existing customers because they "don't align with our future strategy" and I told them that's fucking retarded because they have been with us for years and are loyal, we don't even have a new strategy for the big customers we want to attract, not to mention no marketing dept or functioning sales dept to even do it if we did. Merging/reorg always means you hemorrhage new employees in turnover because things get hectic and chaotic and with the very average pay, they will never be patient enough to wait for stability.

Revenue plummeted, many people left, word of mouth went to the gutter, profits were slim and only really due to some desperate last minute layoffs before board meetings. Very shocking. I left a few weeks ago.

WWAWD employers who think they're Howard, but they're actually Imus?
 
Harry Powell

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In 2004 when the rumors were first starting to really heat up that Apple was going to switch to Intel processors, I told my parents to put everything into AAPL. I told everyone who would listen. No one did. If I had more than a couple hundred bucks to my name at the time I would have gone all in. No one wanted to listen to Harry. Well, jokes on you, FAGGOTS
 
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I remember we had our own autistic guy who would hover around our friend group. He took physics with me my senior year and flipped out on me because he was failing the class. I just remember telling him it took some effort and math before he signed up I don't think he even passed algebra 2.
Our physics teacher could care less about his autistic meltdown and just let him leave class.
 
johnnynoname

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DMAN said:
Let us hear some baggage you still carry with you. What are some of those moments where nobody trusted you, even though you were being honest and would have genuinely told them if you were lying?

Back in the Columbine days, kids started to revel in the idea that Columbine was a viable option for them. They had an "out!"

So in The DMAN's school, we had this big white RETARD who was tall, long hair down to his butt. Clearly stricken with autism and spoke in a dramatic whisper. He was one of those kids EVERYONE rolled their eyes at, even the losers and nerds would PILE ON, outside of his Pokemon card playing autistic pals. He bragged about his many guns to anyone who would listen.

Well one day, this lofty fool starts a conversation with The DMAN, and starts to bring up all kinds of silly little video game characters. The DMAN just had to laugh in his face. Of course, having a touch of the spectrum makes him incapable of shame and self reflection, so he did not become offended at The DMAN's scoffing...

He replied with full sincerity "You're missing out." By not playing baby boy Nintendo games, The DMAN is missing out on life. Well, this conversation didn't end too well, to be perfectly honest witcha. It got bad. The FFFFFFFFawking ARROGANCE!!!

So the principal took The DMAN to the big room, and told him he was about to get kicked out for picking on retards. So after that moment where the cock blocker principal stopped The DMAN from giving the special child The SLAP of the century. Everyone in school began to poke fun at The DMAN for having a feud with the big retard. "Haha! He's so harmless! You're overeacting!!!" Well, lessons were learned. Marketing 101, you don't associate with jabrones lower than you. Understood.

Until one day the big retard snapped, and threatened to shoot the principal in the head because he didn't let him put up a poster of some kind of faggot Pokemon card playing tournament up in the library. HAHA! The principal was given an armed guard, the kid was expelled, and eventually shot himself in the CHEST. Well The DMAN has just one question for you. Where was The DMAN's armed guard? Where was the sympathy for The DMAN when HE was threatened? What about The DMAN? ...Now, The DMAN is going to hang up and listen to your answer.
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SoloJoeAcousticShow said:
One of my employers retardedly decided during an economic downturn and change of management / merging of a few different startups/very small businesses into a bigger parent company (like 150 employees), we should start off by firing 30% of our existing customers because they "don't align with our future strategy" and I told them that's fucking retarded because they have been with us for years and are loyal, we don't even have a new strategy for the big customers we want to attract, not to mention no marketing dept or functioning sales dept to even do it if we did. Merging/reorg always means you hemorrhage new employees in turnover because things get hectic and chaotic and with the very average pay, they will never be patient enough to wait for stability.

Revenue plummeted, many people left, word of mouth went to the gutter, profits were slim and only really due to some desperate last minute layoffs before board meetings. Very shocking. I left a few weeks ago.

WWAWD employers who think they're Howard, but they're actually Imus?
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....why?
 
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Weeks before the first lockdown happened I said it was going to happen. I told my parents they were being retarded as they were taking their pal who was like Anthony Cumia recovering from a major heart attack to the pub and helping him with stuff going around like everything was fine ( this was well before we knew exactly who was at risk fully etc) they thought I had gone mental when I told them Easter plans were not happening. This was in February and Easter was in April I think.

The longer the lockdowns went on the smugger I got. I truly truly miss it
 
Sue Lightning

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I had an amazing ability to spot if dudes would be assholes in relationships and i was never listened to because it was written off as jealousy or “You just don’t know him like I do!”

Girl A dates a guy. “He’s probably a piece of shit.” Turns out to be a crackhead domestic abuser.

Girl B dates a guy. “He’s probably a piece of shit.” Turns out to be a junkie gangbanging loser.

Girl C dates a guy. “He’s probably a piece of shit.” Cheats on her.

This isn’t even some super power its called having common sense which women just dont have.
 
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