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[Greygooser]

He might be the most painfully unfunny person on Twitter. Even Tom Myers is funnier.

#AbortionIsHealthcare these evil fucking people.

Tom Myers is Richard Pryor compared to this lump of shit

 

[Sputnik]

i'm confused as to what portion of reddit he stole these from. the mustang one might be his but the narwal joke? he's a retarded faggot who failed biology. word on the street is he's fat, too.

 

[guest]

"Held up by a white base" Ooh, so clever! "Didya see, didya see? I bashed my own race! I'm one of the good ones! Give me a pat on the back, please!"

And who is this fat fuck to call out anyone for being "full of cholesterol"? You have gravy in your veins you bloated Michelin Man lookalike.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"Held up by a white base" Ooh, so clever! "Didya see, didya see? I bashed my own race! I'm one of the good ones! Give me a pat on the back, please!"

And who is this fat fuck to call out anyone for being "full of cholesterol"? You have gravy in your veins you bloated Michelin Man lookalike.

Nigga was on blood pressure medication in his 20s.

 

[More Worser]

Pat made 103 tweets on the day of his cunt wife's birthday + a couple more on his alt

and it's not even like 50 of them are atalker copypaste, it's all him being a regular ol' faggot

nice way to spend Saturday and your bitch's bday, stupid

Let’s say a person is awake 16 hours and snoring/gasping for air the other eight.

16 hours is 960 minutes, divided by 103 means he/she/they/xe/xim/xir tweeted once every nine minutes and 32 seconds from the moment he/she/they/xe/xim/xir awoke, until the minute he/she/they/xe/xim/xir fell asleep.

What I’m saying is Pat tweets a lot.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I can't see the whole original message, but it appears he took this idea from a dumb chain message that was going around all of social media (and evenb radio) a few years ago, which itself was actually a repackaged bit from someone else making fun of the Olive Garden menu or their commercials which I think originated from 4chan.

He's like the final person in human centipede, consuming the last of the digested shit from all the prior people, and shitting out something worse.