Til Cq_beans cries to his coworkers about the forums to get bonus pity.

[CQ Beans]

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That doc was so fucking bogus. Also, get my favorite SNL member out of your avatar.

 

[Mass.gov]

That doc was so fucking bogus. Also, get my favorite SNL member out of your avatar.

Imagine thinking Im not into fitness, I was watching this shit on VHS tapes

 

[Niggerotchi]

Imagine thinking Im not into fitness, I was watching this shit on VHS tapes

Go to sleep, nig for brains.

 

[CQ Beans]

I was watching this shit on VHS tapes

I’m sure you were.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

niggas on here hate each other yo


...fhe fuck is the point of all this semen retention when you all pent up, and hate some stranger on the internet


which lends to my conclusion- jerking off solves everything

"but the jews win"

they were going to win anyway

You're always right John(ny). How do you know so much?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Methinks she missed a little

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Jabroni, you have no idea what I do for a living. And what the fuck is a ‘black job?’

Welfare or crack dealing

 

[CQ Beans]

Welfare or crack dealing

Of course. How silly of me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No, just like every member of this forum I have no problem showing my friends how fucking sick and twisted online people can be while they laugh hysterically. I wouldn’t talk to them if they weren’t as fucked up as me.

I hide this place from everyone I know like it's demented gay porn

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I hide this place from everyone I know like it's demented gay porn

Ironically Abe shows everyone in his life demented gay porn.

 

[Turk February]

"yeah, people call me a fag online, I'm kind of a big deal"

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Imagine thinking Im not into fitness

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Wops to nogs

I live in NYC. I work with all kinds of people.

 

[CQ Beans]

Wops to nogs

Which one do you think I am? Be brutally honest.

 

[PickleRickle]

Which one do you think I am? Be brutally honest.

 

[CQ Beans]

He has a history of it. He even started a dumb poll and swore he would leave if voted out. Got voted out. And is still here. Like. He contributes nothing. Sets things up and leaves them. Less than 0.

Underlying it all is a matter of personality. He can't make 2 posts without lacing one of them with asking for pity or begging to be mocked.

Hey asshole. You made a vow to your wife to be a good husband. Well, at least you had the common decency to leave. But then again this a fucking comedy forum and that was your goddamn marriage! Got a little hot under the collar there.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Which one do you think I am? Be brutally honest.

You’re more Italian than a cumia

 

[CQ Beans]

You’re more Italian than a cumia

Who have a North African name. Don’t compare me to my former slave masters.

 

[Turk February]

Hey asshole. You made a vow to your wife to be a good husband. Well, at least you had the common decency to leave. But then again this a fucking comedy forum and that was your goddamn marriage! Got a little hot under the collar there.

Oh yeah. Those famous vows with my wife. Lol. You're a melodramatic pussy but also a retard.

 

[CQ Beans]

Oh yeah. Those famous vows with my wife. Lol. You're a melodramatic pussy but also a retard.

Yeah, I’m melodramatic for bringing up personal shit YOU brought here. Don’t forget the infamous beating you gave her. What was she doing, Turk? Talking back after you told her to mind her fucking business about how much wine you’re allowed to drink? Good for you, bro. What does she know?