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Til Cq_beans cries to his coworkers about the forums to get bonus pity.

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niggas on here hate each other yo


...fhe fuck is the point of all this semen retention when you all pent up, and hate some stranger on the internet


which lends to my conclusion- jerking off solves everything

"but the jews win"

they were going to win anyway
You're always right John(ny). How do you know so much?
 

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Methinks she missed a little
 

CQ Beans

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He has a history of it. He even started a dumb poll and swore he would leave if voted out. Got voted out. And is still here. Like. He contributes nothing. Sets things up and leaves them. Less than 0.

Underlying it all is a matter of personality. He can't make 2 posts without lacing one of them with asking for pity or begging to be mocked.
Hey asshole. You made a vow to your wife to be a good husband. Well, at least you had the common decency to leave. But then again this a fucking comedy forum and that was your goddamn marriage! Got a little hot under the collar there.
 

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Hey asshole. You made a vow to your wife to be a good husband. Well, at least you had the common decency to leave. But then again this a fucking comedy forum and that was your goddamn marriage! Got a little hot under the collar there.
Oh yeah. Those famous vows with my wife. Lol. You're a melodramatic pussy but also a retard.
 

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Oh yeah. Those famous vows with my wife. Lol. You're a melodramatic pussy but also a retard.
Yeah, I’m melodramatic for bringing up personal shit YOU brought here. Don’t forget the infamous beating you gave her. What was she doing, Turk? Talking back after you told her to mind her fucking business about how much wine you’re allowed to drink? Good for you, bro. What does she know?
 
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