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Throwback: Just Had Milwaukee Health Department Shut Down Rick's Hotsauce Operation. That's Unexpectedly Satisfying.

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I’ve seen N persons try to sell food they make at home on FB like they’re a restaurant.
SELLIN PLATES
ONLY $20
HMU

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No shit, it's illegal as fuck to sell food that was made in a kitchen with no/expired health inspection. And the presents of any pets or animals is an immediate rejection. He's obviously lying but it's amazing that he thought anyone would believe this.
Not to mention it was grown in a small patch of grass next to a dumpster, engine exhaust, and nigger pee.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Would be funny if that was the reason why he's banned from Hoolies.

No dated proof of you having a drink in Hooligans means you were definitely banned, btw, Pat.
I bet it was this, him posting a customers CC / ID online that they gave him (that’s a HUGE no-no, you could lose your ability to have people use credit cards in your establishment if you’re giving out customer private info) and being an all around pain in the ass is why they finally said LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!
 
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Not to mention it was grown in a small patch of grass next to a dumpster, engine exhaust, and nigger pee.

It was obvious from the photos only a few of the peppers were grown in his cursed ghetto poison patch and he'd bought most of the ingredients at his local Walmart, but he lied and said everything was grown in his back alley ditch. If he didn't overshare his entire life with the public no one would know that salt "garden" never produces anything resembling a bountiful harvest.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Would be funny if that was the reason why he's banned from Hoolies.

No dated proof of you having a drink in Hooligans means you were definitely banned, btw, Pat.

I'm just picturing the Hooli's manager desperately trying to explain Patrick to the health inspector, getting more and more frustrated as the inspector keeps repeating "well he's saying on social media you've sold out and are requesting more of his sauce..."

Just some retarded little twitter brag - omgyouguys I made the best hot sauce ever and everyone wants it!!! - leads to a full investigation to make sure Hooli's is only serving approved sauces. Yeah I could see that being the straw that breaks the camel's back.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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I’ve seen N persons try to sell food they make at home on FB like they’re a restaurant.
In lockdown I found one of those places that sold Caribbean and soul food and it was hands down one of the best, biggest, most reasonably priced meals I've ever had delivered. I just had to go and pick it up from a young black guy in a nearby alleyway, and he had to put the bag on the floor and walk back while I kept my distance and then I had to approach, take the food and replace it with cash like it was a weird drug deal. They were only open for a little while but it was so good I actually don't care what their kitchen looked like.
 

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity
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In lockdown I found one of those places that sold Caribbean and soul food and it was hands down one of the best, biggest, most reasonably priced meals I've ever had delivered. I just had to go and pick it up from a young black guy in a nearby alleyway, and he had to put the bag on the floor and walk back while I kept my distance and then I had to approach, take the food and replace it with cash like it was a weird drug deal. They were only open for a little while but it was so good I actually don't care what their kitchen looked like.
Restaurant kitchens are usually pretty gross if you start pulling coolers out to look behind them and shit.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Go to mass
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You just know he considers that as one of the SWATTings.

Maybe if he had any aspect of his life that he wasn't constantly trying to pornografy for internet points, he might not be getting handed L's all day every day.
 
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