Three days of hard work for Joseph

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is just the technical rider, the turkey and gatorade are on the menu rider

Don’t bands bring their own instruments though? Why would a guitar be on a rider and does Joe expect to keep it afterwards? @UnPRePared

 

[JebJoh]

Wonder what is left of this list of his demands these days

12 mics? Is he not plugging his instruments into the soundboard?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don’t bands bring their own instruments though? Why would a guitar be on a rider and does Joe expect to keep it afterwards? @UnPRePared

The guitar and bass parts are just amps.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Does Joe have a phobia of facing the crowd?

Dumb boomer idiot nigger Joe C Cumia (q-mia) the rockstar that he is and has been for the last 80 years should know the #1 rule about being on stage is never turn let alone your back on the audience. You would think a star like him who gets his soda and cheeseburger COMP'D would know that.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[UnPRePared]

What band has instruments on the rider? Where’s the LARGE turkey sandwich?

I don't think his Chinese guitars still survive the car ride.


Joseph, real musicians provide their own instrumentation. They just ask for a handful of outlandish requests in the rider to ensure venues are paying attention (not so much me, I'm a humble lad).

 

[Cumiace]

16 don't know shit about gigging. I get the PA system but venues are supposed to have very specific amps and a drum kit(with newly changed drum heads) just laying around?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I wish Timothy McVeigh was still around to blow up the building during this shit performance.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

16 don't know shit about gigging. I get the PA system but venues are supposed to have very specific amps and a drum kit(with newly changed drum heads) just laying around?

When a vintage Made In England Vox AC30 just won’t do and has to be a MADE IN CHINA!

 

[BootyJuice]

Holy fuck. My ribs. Vurry good.

 

[guest]

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Of course he puts himself in every shot

Chris Isaak: makes Solitary Man into a much, much better song

Fake Diamond and the Cumia Moo’ers: Makes it into a much, much worse song

 

[guest]

Everything he’s involved with looks like a Make-a-Wish event.

“Before I die, can I see a fat idiot stomping on a stage to spite the libtards?”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

But, Joe would always take centre stage. The lead singer constantly. Kept giving Joe a pissed off, disgruntled look. As Joe was fucking it up.

This is exactly why Joe doesn't have a group of like-minded musician friends to regularly gig and jam with. He hogs the spotlight, and wants to be center stage all the time. But fact is that he's simply not good enough for that spotlight, thus his fellow musicians hate him and hate playing with him. Everyone's just trying to play the tune as faithfully as possible, meanwhile Joe is lumbering and lurching around with his retarded grandpa guitar god moves.

 

[JebJoh]

I wish Timothy McVeigh was still around to blow up the building during this shit performance.

A little extreme, no?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

A little extreme, no?

No.

 

[BUBBLER]

A little extreme, no?

Sharia Law permits it. 72 virgins and all

 

[NoBacon]

I wish Timothy McVeigh was still around to blow up the building during this shit performance.

I’m hoping for more of a Stephen paddock style massacre of a gig, to be honest witcha