Thissssss devicccccccce

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

When was this?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat the closeted homosexual misogynist only acknowledges women to pretend he’s lusting after them or to tear into them like they’re his ex-wife.

If Niki was a feminist she’d have dumped his fat ass the moment she sobered up after they banged on their first date. Lucky Pat that she’s never sober.

 

[eggfeller]

holy fuck. that is the fattest, most mentally handicapped looking beer foam i’ve ever seen in my life

 

[fricklefrackle]

Can they print the photo of fatty sucking trump or Elon's cock?

 

[guest]

I swear, get any remotely attractive woman in front of them and he talks like a fagg.

lovely ladiesssss from Guinnessssss
Thisssss devicccccce
Which issssssss printing my faccccccee
Top of my Guinnesssssss

It must be some kind of subconscious cope that goes back to his school days.

No pussy-getting Pat, the clingy "best friend" whose "game" was sitting on the lap of any girl who'd talk to him, repulsing them like a subservient old dog who offers his belly for anyone to rub. That picture of him on the couch in high school, resting his head on the shoulder of Melissa or whatever, a look of familiar disgust on her face.

He can't compete for them and knows it on a fundamental level. The only way they'll talk to him is if he presents himself as effeminate and unthreatening. The first one is effortless for him, the second takes more work as he has to mask his lunacy.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He can't compete for them and knows it on a fundamental level. The only way they'll talk to him is if he presents himself as effeminate and unthreatening. The first one is effortless for him, the second takes more work as he has to mask his lunacy.

“Scratch a male feminist and you’ll find a misogynist” isn’t just a pithy dig. It’s 100 percent true.

 

[Guest]

I don't have a device. I'm in a treatment facility.

Genuinely hope that guy is doing well now.

 

[Meownaw]

Cellulite amazzzzzing suffftance

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Genuinely hope that guy is doing well now.

I couldn’t never tell whether or not that was a bit which always made it funnier, I think I just have obtained Rick’s 1.7 GPA by osmosis.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

You guys didn't like his insightful commentary- "OK...that is...really specific advertising."

I love that it was blurted out with that annoying, stretchy alternative comic delivery

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I love that it was blurted out with that annoying, stretchy alternative comic delivery

Pat lives every moment like it’s his audition for hosting the Daily Show.

 

[MonsterSteve]

This is by far the most hatable moment in piggy land. It’s times like these where you’d wish there was some sort of bar shooting. All in jest!!

 

[porquedealer]

This Machine Prints Fatists

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat never felt more like Paul Weimer, who writes odes to his love of drinking his own cum, as he did when he threw back that Guinness.