This whole site sucks

[BUBBLER]

You're happy with the present onaforums?

All we need for morale to improve around here is a temp ban on turk until his hand heals and he gets a fucking job.

Giving turry a one week suspension also wouldn’t hurt.

 

[RoTheHo69]

You're not incorrect but this is the only site that let's me do this:

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@Jenna normally you complain through the proper channels about mistreatment here. Please file another complaint form with the moderators for a proper review about the car crashes that have disrupted your forum enjoyment.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Where are all the funny posters? They all left?

I car crash pedophiles.

 

[The Sue Deal]

You’re still whining?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've already admitted that if the site is ruined it's my fault. The Canadian Thanksgiving virus spread. The no sleep challenge (which I dominated) broke something in Turk. It's my fault.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd apologize but that's fag shit and we're making some changes here in the town of Canada.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck/Marry/Kill

Nobody Kills Abe.
Maybe 5-10% are annoyed with Turk enough to kill him instead of you.

I'd tearfully choke Turk out while singing a Bob Marley song like the scene in I Am Legend when he has to kill his dog. I'd fuck Turry and I'd marry myself. I'd show up to things with bruises all over my arms and black eyes. When people would ask if I'm being abused I'd say "I'm a good man, I just get stressed out and lose my temper sometimes. It's my own fault really. For not having my dinner ready when I got home."

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Giving turry a one week suspension also wouldn’t hurt.

This is an actionable threat, sir.

 

[We Have Everything]

my face after calling involuntary commitment ontario's hotline...on Turk February

(so the forum improves)

 

[Turk February]

I've already admitted that if the site is ruined it's my fault. The Canadian Thanksgiving virus spread. The no sleep challenge (which I dominated) broke something in Turk. It's my fault.

How can I ever recover after losing something so important on something as public as OnA forums? My mother saw that thread. I broke her heart.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck sakes the Statler Bros are good shit. Try to tell me they aren't good shit. I'll cut ya.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fuck sakes the Statler Bros are good shit. Try to tell me they aren't good shit. I'll cut ya.

I don’t know who they are but they probably suck. Fictional characters from a movie? That’s a Slap Shot I’m willing to block.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t know who they are but they probably suck. Fictional characters from a movie? That’s a Slap Shot I’m willing to block.

I'm gonna cut you in real life

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t know who they are but they probably suck. Fictional characters from a movie? That’s a Slap Shot I’m willing to block.

You don't understand what's good and it's not even your fault, Calvin.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm gonna cut you in real life

You don't understand what's good and it's not even your fault, Calvin.

Tommy Lee is not a leading man. Kid Rock actually rocks the shit out of him. Let’s go hit for hit. Mr, Rock is a white trash hero.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tommy Lee is not a leading man. Kid Rock actually rocks the shit out of him. Let’s go hit for hit. Mr, Rock is a white trash hero.

Why do you think I'm the Uncle Kracker of Kid Cocky, nigga?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't be pissy because I'm a better rapper than you with a doper flow, Calvin.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turry and Co. Adorable.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So nice you see it twice. Fuck off.