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This what i did to the last mfer who called shane nokes' beast of a woman the W word
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Just take a road trip to Florida for a boat ride. Bam loves you and will surely suck yar dick right in front of the crackhead captain.
Her glasses are probably still on the nightstand. Fucking owned him for life with that one. Might as well just spooge right in that pussy and get it over with.
I wasn't enamored. I can't fucking stand her. She texts me nonstop and I rarely respond. She's coming over again in June so I can make sure that she takes all the shit she left here, get my sweater back, fake my death and alter my appearance so I never have to see her again.
She won’t be leaving this time…
Holy shit, why are you planning excursions months out with a psycho, keeping yourself mindfucked? Stop stealing my moves.
They're in a cabinet. Since the glasses I have also found a makeup brush and some old gypsy lady shawl thing.
The stupid bitch also brought some fancy ass red-carpet event gown with her when she came that she showed me like I'd give a fuck. I was just thinking like "What the fuck do you think my life is? You know I'm white trash and I'm not going anywhere that you wouldn't just look fucking retarded wearing that."
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Nice feminine handsWatch it
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I hope it's at least diet crack
Not necessarily feminine, just Congolese.Nice feminine hands
small difference, but still.
Nice, I like a black woman who threatens my life over the internet.
You know who doesn’t though?
Shane’s wife.
Here is her upset.
Elaborate backstories only a mo’ would come up with, Gabe.
I've never put anyone on ignore before, but I'm tempted.
Leaving out batteries all exposed like that with cables running everywhere is the kind of carelessness that cost your friend his arm
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There was 4 of them on the deck of the next crackhead boat on today's tour.
I like the way it seems to have a little slot for holding things though.
That's the gap between his 2 bones. He can wiggle them and it's freaky.