This way first years, into the great hall dears, it's time to get sorted!

[Volkov]

This is the most exciting moment in a young witch or wizards life, lets find out which hogwarts house we all belong to!!! This will give us all a decent idea of our personality types so we can all get to know each other a little better and thus create a more together community!

The Ultimate Harry Potter Quiz: Find Out Which House You Truly Belong In

Based on your personality

time.com

I am a Slytherin! ambition, resourcefulness, determination, and cleverness.

p.s anyone know who this 4 eyed rich little cunt is who bought they entire refreshment trolley on the hogwarts express? Selfish prick, the whole train went hungry.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

your phone crapped out dude

 

[Volkov]

your phone crapped out dude

You're kidding?

 

[fenrir]

I'm Ravenclaw:

The little dick, "good at math" house. Great.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I went to public school.

 

[aRTie02150]

I went to public school.

Me too. Inner-city public schools too. This is all very unfamiliar.

 

[Stent]

Mine is Peterpuffer. Is that good?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

The only good thing about you is that avatar

 

[Volkov]

The only good thing about you is that avatar

And my whit, creativity, razor sharp perception. Let's be honest, I am the only one who is prepared to go against the grain here, what the fuck do you do? You are irrelevant, you are just another mediocre, average bore. I am interesting. I know a little about any subject, I can hold a conversation with anybody. Nobody wants to talk to you. I make people feel like the most important person in the world, you just talk about yourself. I am original, people are drawn to me. You are a zilch, another one of the masses, a serf, terrified of upsetting the apple cart. You stupidly thought I am a wounded gazelle and being the beta hyena you are you took a cheap shot at me, well dog, I am actually a lion in gazelle clothing. I'll rip your fucking throat out if you want to continue this.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

And my whit, creativity, razor sharp perception. Let's be honest, I am the only one who is prepared to go against the grain here, what the fuck do you do? You are irrelevant, you are just another mediocre, average bore. I am interesting. I know a little about any subject, I can hold a conversation with anybody. Nobody wants to talk to you. I make people feel like the most important person in the world, you just talk about yourself. I am original, people are drawn to me. You are a zilch, another one of the masses, a serf, terrified of upsetting the apple cart. You stupidly thought I am a wounded gazelle and being the beta hyena you are you took a cheap shot at me, well dog, I am actually a lion in gazelle clothing. I'll rip your fucking throat out if you want to continue this.

Seethe wackbag nigger

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Cool.

 

[Volkov]

Seethe wackbag nigger

Back to reddit with you, be gone

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Volkov is a faggot

-Volkov

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

whit

Nice wit, stupid.

 

[fenrir]

Nice wit, stupid.

Not a whit of wit, I say.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Not a whit of wit, I say.

Fawkin alley-ooped that one!

 

[guest]

And my whit, creativity, razor sharp perception. Let's be honest, I am the only one who is prepared to go against the grain here, what the fuck do you do? You are irrelevant, you are just another mediocre, average bore. I am interesting. I know a little about any subject, I can hold a conversation with anybody. Nobody wants to talk to you. I make people feel like the most important person in the world, you just talk about yourself. I am original, people are drawn to me. You are a zilch, another one of the masses, a serf, terrified of upsetting the apple cart. You stupidly thought I am a wounded gazelle and being the beta hyena you are you took a cheap shot at me, well dog, I am actually a lion in gazelle clothing. I'll rip your fucking throat out if you want to continue this.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'm in House Harry Potter is for Faggots

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I went to public school.

 

[Volkov]

Nice wit, stupid.

You obviously arent aware of the differences in spelling between English and American English, you've embarrassed yourself