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It’s amazing how large his head has become in just a few years. I’ve never seen anything like it.He’s never looked worse than that video.
Barry BondsIt’s amazing how large his head has become in just a few years. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Rick has changed my life completely. For 5 years now he has been a mirror presenting a dark image of what could be to me.Rick's made me change my whole lifestyle....I like a grapefruit shanty as much as anybody but now I only drink on vacation like 3 times a year. I'd rather be sober and look like an Alpha Chad than have a bloated head
I don’t necessarily disagree, but as a counterpoint:He’s never looked worse than that video.
Now if I ever don’t “feel” like working out I just imagine myself turning into Pat and that’s all the motivation I need to get in there.Rick has changed my life completely. For 5 years now he has been a mirror presenting a dark image of what could be to me.
It was the worst he's looked in a video since the last one.He’s never looked worse than that video.
Now I’m a heavy drinker but I am at least responsible with it (don’t drink and drive, don’t get hungover / never miss work due to drinking, take vitamins / exercise / drink plenty of water etc) but just think about pats situation - he hasn’t had a job in over a decade and has nowhere to be and nothing to do other than clean his air bnb rental after guests leave. You can tell he starts boozing before noon on weekdays by his tweets and he just passes out only to wake up and do it again for years. That’s a major part of why he’s aged so badly in a short amount of time. I imagine he switched from beer to booze for the majority of his drinking since he can get cheap plastic bottle booze and high in sugar mixers.It's no wonder his drunkard Milwaukee body rebelled against drinking water. It was like watching a koala bear try to eat something other than eucalyptus leaves.
Same here brothaman. Just the thought of Pig drinking a beer on his fat ass and eating yet another helping of slop will make you get up, get out, and get moving.Now if I ever don’t “feel” like working out I just imagine myself turning into Pat and that’s all the motivation I need to get in there.
His brother has suggested Ozempic multiple times and been sent to prison for his trouble.I wonder if Niki has lightly suggested he try ozempic or something only to get a “wrong as always wife-child, I am in peak condition”
I'm a weekend binge drinker but now that I'm in my 40s if I go a bit too hard I can't even move for 2 days. When I'm that hungover if I have anything to do that day I pretty much have to have 2 beers with breakfast. Pat is probably on a low burn most of the day, 2 beers an hour or so, then ramps up before dinner.I wonder how bad his hangovers must be. Or maybe he never gets them because he is constantly microdosing.
Cheap vodka is like crack for drunks. Once you're at the point of keeping a half-pint of whatever's cheap in your back pocket, you're in real bad shapeIf he suddenly starts showing up with pictures of oj he's making the switch to vodka to save money.
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