This pierced right through my heart

[Cartoon Redux]

This video makes me feel nostalgic for early '00s internet even though I've never seen it before.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I think @gassers might actually be my least favorite poster on this website and that's a pretty fucking impressive achievement. At least the heels and schizos have some personality to them. It's why I think he genuinely has to be one of the Dutchmen's alts, because I can't picture someone being so pathetic and bland at the same time.

You are so unremarkable and devoid of personality that i can't even think of anything bad to say about you, you are literally nothing, too insignificant to even bash.

 

[guest]

I understand how Nigger Jim feels now, that was a rollercoaster of emotions, I am legit smiling to myself that I posted this.

I should make my own Yt shorts like Nigger Jim as well, Haha holy shit *pounds desk*

Please do. I’ll hit the like and smash the subscribe button

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The solution is a loving wife and kids. Nobody with a family is truly unhappy.

That's not what my parents would say.

Hot take: men don't have virginity. It is exclusively a woman thing.

So I got my ass plugged for nothing.

 

[Not bad]

Just keep it to yourself, dude. If you find a girl to break your cherry and she's still interested in you after a couple of times then break it to her and she'll probably feel honored and work with you. If that doesn't work out then just go full rape.

Was going to say something like this. It's not like you have to fill in a form before you get together. My advice to OP is to just lie until she likes or doesn't like you anyway. If it doesn't work out, at least you got some experience. Worst thing that can happen is that you have to rape her.

 

[Harry Powell]

Gassers you’re actually not an incel virgin, you’re a faggot retard.

A friend of mine was a virgin at 22. He spent a bunch of time on Reddit and actually started fucking a pretty attractive woman who is now semi-internet famous. She was ATTRACTED to his virginity and inexperience. Edit: this dude was also a scrawny Arab and this chick is white.

You are focused on sex as the end-point. It shouldn’t be the goal. If you focus on the following:

1) your own purpose in life
2) your appearance
3) your physical health
4) your career

The sex will come to you.

The problem IMO for almost all incels is you faggots don’t take responsibility for your own happiness or lives. You just whine because the pussy wasn’t delivered to you on a platter. Edit: you also expect it to be some 8/10 like Johnny said. If you’re a 3/10 guy you fuck 2/10 women.

And the only reason you have that expectation is pornography and pop-culture. Nice Jewish brainwashing, stupid

 

[Chive Turkey]

You are so unremarkable and devoid of personality that i can't even think of anything bad to say about you, you are literally nothing, too insignificant to even bash.

The only things people know you for are embarrassing personal details you shared unsolicited along with general attention whoring, stupid. Don't imply anyone knows you for your bits or humor or brilliant personality, you're entirely forgettable in those respects.

I'd say not being a forum celebrity is a lot less pathetic than desperately trying to become one through unfunny means. Especially if you get pissy when you feel slighted. Because I wasn't even making a dig at you with that post, FUCKFACE.

 

[Harry Powell]

The only things people know you for are embarrassing personal details you shared unsolicited along with general attention whoring, stupid. Don't imply anyone knows you for your bits or humor or brilliant personality, you're entirely forgettable in those respects.

I'd say not being a forum celebrity is a lot less pathetic than desperately trying to become one through unfunny means. Especially if you get pissy when you feel slighted. Because I wasn't even making a dig at you with that post, FUCKFACE.

Cakehorn is a pretty funny guy if you give him a setup. Just bash his wheelchair or chronic pain in a way that leaves him an opening and he’ll either get you with a pretty good slam or lean into the bit / post a funny gif

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

elle macpherson

Nice topical reference there

 

[Harry Powell]

Nice topical reference there

You don’t think the 19 year olds have her swimsuit issue pinned up on the wall? Nyeh heh heh

 

[Chive Turkey]

Cakehorn is a pretty funny guy if you give him a setup

That describes pretty much everyone here though.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Especially if you get pissy when you feel slighted. Because I wasn't even making a dig at you with that post, FUCKFACE.

You were taking a dig at me with that post, because you were bashing my alt, FUCKFACE.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That describes pretty much everyone here though.

Not you though.

 

[Chive Turkey]

You were taking a dig at me with that post, because you were bashing my alt, FUCKFACE.

Wouldn't it be a compliment if the point of the alt was to be a pathetic character, dummy?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Wouldn't it be a compliment if the point of the alt was to be a pathetic character, dummy?

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[gassers]

The problem IMO for almost all incels is you faggots don’t take responsibility for your own happiness or lives. You just whine because the pussy wasn’t delivered

And the only reason you have that expectation is pornography and pop-culture. Nice Jewish brainwashing, stupid

Nice assumptions stupid. That normie diatribe you wrote goes right into the trash.

Go froth at the mouth and make threads about shitskins raping your precious little white muh ladies.

"Muh white ladies are getting raped, let's just genocide brown people" Go fuck off.

"Yeah man I don't take responsibilities", fuck yourself faggot.

You know nothing about me.

And I'll do and make any thread I like on here, you don't own this place, you kike sympathizer and roastie simp.

And if you think I am "whining" and you are sick of it, go take it up with some one else.

 

[gassers]

You are focused on sex as the end-point. It shouldn’t be the goal. If you focus on the following:

1) your own purpose in life
2) your appearance
3) your physical health
4) your career

The sex will come to you.

That was great insight stupid, Never heard of this diatribe from a million "self improvement" yt channels before.

Harry Powell should be given a noble prize for this revolutionary piece of advice.

 

[gassers]

Go chummy up with your pedo enabler @Harry Powell in Lit Crit. Pathetic faggot.

And he has the nerve to call me names lol.

 

[More Worser]

This too shall pass.

*not really

that was a rollercoaster of emotions

DEFINITELY never getting a woman

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

DEFINITELY never getting a woman

DEFINITELY never getting his hair back, balding faggot.