This picture is funny on so many levels

[HotDogJoe]

You got Rick as the centerpiece looking a complete fucking mong, playing with his dinosaur toy that it took him literal years to finish painting. Then you got Niki behind him, regretting every decision she made in her life that got her to that point - beer in hand and sunglasses atop her balding head.

Finally, you've got what is now 100% confirmed to be old, graying, bulldyke Mama 'Brick Top' Raven looking on with her sour cunt expression. I'm not sure what she's drinking from that cup but the rumors are that it's goat's milk (which she was raised on from birth).

 

[DanFielding]

Imagine spending your evening watching a retarded man child put one his toys together. I don’t blame Nikki for drinking. I also wouldn’t blame her or anyone else in the room if they jumped out the window.

 

[Dog Eater]

Imagine getting your wife and mother to watch you play with dinosaurs. Even people with severe brain injuries who have regressed to the mind of a 7 year old have more respect.

 

[Honey Badger]

It bothers me that it’s clearly night time and Nikki still has those stupid sunglasses on on her head

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Mama raven: either resting bitch face or look of pity/disgust. Probably consoled by the fact that Kyle is a scientist. Mad angry that nephew is chad sniper and her son is nearing 40, broke and playing with toy dinosaurs.

Chunk to the left: facing away from the center of attention, clearly disinterested.
Chunk to the right: arms crossed in front. sign of obstinance (ie. bored/doesnt want to be there)

Niki. observing her almost 40, husband, playing with toy dinosaurs on his birthday. She's a little boxy but the tshirt may be hiding what hips she has. she hasnt fully given up at this point. If she had any friends maybe they could have got her to re-evaluate her life choices. Her expression is the very definition of 'If only you knew how bad things really are'. Interesting that she isn't wearing her wedding ring.

Jowly Patrick with a face like a melting wax dummy. Bitchtits visible, gut overhang visible, arms the same thickness from shoulder to forearm terminating in dainty babyskin hands. Playing with a toy dinosaur. Overwhelming self importance/autism has rendered his ability to read the room.

mama raven and niki have moved into final position ready to give the special little guy his back pat for a job well done. Without it he won't stop showing off all night and other people want to talk.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Mama Raven wishes she didn’t live in a hick town in 1979. Hick towns didn’t have alleys so she could have a back alley abortion.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

There is not a person on earth who could look at this picture and not believe Pat is a full blown special needs, dribbling tard. He’s as convincingly mentally handicapped as Benny Safdie in Good Time, although Benny was of course acting.

 

[guest]

He looks straight up retarded in this photo...one of the most iconic Fatrick pics.

 

[SensibleKeks]

At this point Nikki started her alcohol bloating. Look at those jowls.



Another thing to point out. They are stuck in a tiny hotel room with (at least) 3 other obese men for hours just standing around. That room had to smell like stale farts and body odor.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There is not a person on earth who could look at this picture and not believe Pat is a full blown special needs, dribbling tard. He’s as convincingly mentally handicapped as Benny Safdie in Good Time, although Benny was of course acting.

Would be a shame if someone posted this photo to one of those autism subreddits.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Would be a shame if someone posted this photo to one of those autism subreddits.

It already has been to predictably hilarious effect. The fucking user name alone is gold. TYFYS whoever was responsible.

 

[Cuphead]

Has anybody brought up the gay popsicle shirt he's wearing that's clearly meant for kids?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

You can only fathom the insufferable monologue that is exiting his fat mouth right there.

I bet he tried to keep working on the model while narrating and fucked it all up only to make up some cockamamey about why it was intentional.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It already has been to predictably hilarious effect. The fucking user name alone is gold. TYFYS whoever was responsible.

I'm surprised Patrick didn't barge in to correcT the record.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It already has been to predictably hilarious effect. The fucking user name alone is gold. TYFYS whoever was responsible.

Not to nit-pick, but I think you spelled artistic wrong.

So wholesome!!!

Uck!

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Mama Raven is rocking the classic Tomlinson hairdo - Balding with a poof.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Still trying to figure out when it was that Mama Raven was a hippie. Pat has claimed this million times and it's in his author bio, so it has to be true!

But the photos we've seen of her when she was young suggest a frumpy, (ugly), cardigan-wearing, goodie two shoes loser from 1957. And photos like this one when she's old show her has a fossilized (ugly) bag lady with a heavy dose of white trash. When was she a hippie, Patrick? When?!??!??!

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Mama raven: either resting bitch face or look of pity/disgust. Probably consoled by the fact that Kyle is a scientist. Mad angry that nephew is chad sniper and her son is nearing 40, broke and playing with toy dinosaurs.

Chunk to the left: facing away from the center of attention, clearly disinterested.
Chunk to the right: arms crossed in front. sign of obstinance (ie. bored/doesnt want to be there)

Niki. observing her almost 40, husband, playing with toy dinosaurs on his birthday. She's a little boxy but the tshirt may be hiding what hips she has. she hasnt fully given up at this point. If she had any friends maybe they could have got her to re-evaluate her life choices. Her expression is the very definition of 'If only you knew how bad things really are'. Interesting that she isn't wearing her wedding ring.

Jowly Patrick with a face like a melting wax dummy. Bitchtits visible, gut overhang visible, arms the same thickness from shoulder to forearm terminating in dainty babyskin hands. Playing with a toy dinosaur. Overwhelming self importance/autism has rendered his ability to read the room.

mama raven and niki have moved into final position ready to give the special little guy his back pat for a job well done. Without it he won't stop showing off all night and other people want to talk.

She's mad her fat manchild son is playing with toys instead of her getting to raise her lovely grandchild with her beautiful daughter in law.

Or she thinks Patrick is her perfect little boy and vastly superior to her second, useless son Kyle.

 

[The Fuchitive]

My god you can really FEEL the empty pit of despair and regret behind Nikki’s eyes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]