- Forum Clout
- 29,578
Awww baby boy, remember when this paki faggot begged us to get back into the Cumia business as he was feeling lonely












Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
I do. I also remember a fawning message he sent me on the old sub that verged on him trying to metaphorically stick his tongue up my arse. I only wished I'd screengrabbed it, but I just ignored it and didn't reply. Broad strokes - you're one of my favorite posters, you "add a touch of class on here"Awww baby boy, remember when this paki faggot begged us to get back into the Cumia business as he was feeling lonely
![]()
Did he attack you after you ignored him?I do. I also remember a fawning message he sent me on the old sub that verged on him trying to metaphorically stick his tongue up my arse. I only wished I'd screengrabbed it, but I just ignored it and didn't reply. Broad strokes - you're one of my favorite posters, you "add a touch of class on here"can you help try and get this place back to Cumia posting etc.
He was happy to shit on those awful literal nazis, the Cumia sisters, but not "ally" Fat. Idiot thinks this is political - see this thread title for confirmation. Can't speak for others, but I couldn't care less about anyone's dumb politics. That's your business. Joe and Anthony gave out plentiful milk for a while. It was great. They eventually wised up and their tits dried out. Pat's ample udders continue to squirt out fresh moo juice and show no signs of abating. That's all it is. Left, right, center, who cares.
Who knows, I put him on ignore when he started posting that faggot's arsehole all the time.Did he attack you after you ignored him?
I do. I also remember a fawning message he sent me on the old sub that verged on him trying to metaphorically stick his tongue up my arse. I only wished I'd screengrabbed it, but I just ignored it and didn't reply. Broad strokes - you're one of my favorite posters, you "add a touch of class on here"can you help try and get this place back to Cumia posting etc.
Shhhh... if he realises he's become a lolpig just like Pat, he might not post anymore.Jesus that's so embarrassing. I love how he calls everyone else sad here when most are just coming here to laugh at a fat pig and his ridiculous behavior. Meanwhile, this faggot has been obsessively coming back here for years at this point and has posted thousands of times to a forum he hates. And now he's lost his mind because he can't spam a fat guy's asshole to a load of other men.
Doesn't get any sadder or weirder than that.
Let's not forget that he posted a photo of his awful dick, to a forum of 98% men, because he legitimately thought it looked "impressive" and wanted...what? I don't know. Attaboys? Weird faggot.Jesus that's so embarrassing. I love how he calls everyone else sad here when most are just coming here to laugh at a fat pig and his ridiculous behavior. Meanwhile, this faggot has been obsessively coming back here for years at this point and has posted thousands of times to a forum he hates. And now he's lost his mind because he can't spam a fat guy's asshole to a load of other men.
Doesn't get any sadder or weirder than that.
@admin Can you switch Cuntfucker's avatar to his (I'm assuming very impressive) dick pic?Let's not forget that he posted a photo of his awful dick, to a forum of 98% men, because he legitimately thought it looked "impressive" and wanted...what? I don't know. Attaboys? Weird faggot.
Or a very nice looking jewish man. Maybe change his name to βI love Jewish peopleβ, or put that in his title.@admin Can you switch Cuntfucker's avatar to his (I'm assuming very impressive) dick pic?
Like that handsome Jewish fella who totally deserves his career, Richard Kind?Or a very nice looking jewish man. Maybe change his name to βI love Jewish peopleβ, or put that in his title.
Then go home and get your fuckin shine box.Looks as though the harsh truth has caused some controversy! Oops! If there's no truth to my posts, why do they get thousands of views and dozens of butthurt faggots begging poo patrick to ban me?
Just remember, I'm the only one here who hasn't spent 10000 hours stalking a stranger online. Freaks.
1/3 foreskin@admin Can you switch Cuntfucker's avatar to his (I'm assuming very impressive) dick pic?
You get a thousand views the same way a car crash does.Oops! If there's no truth to my posts, why do they get thousands of views and dozens of butthurt faggots begging poo patrick to ban me?
Interesting thesis. How much can you bench?You get a thousand views the same way a car crash does.
I've got $10 to pay a hooker to cuddle you and make you feel human emotion for the first time; does that count?Interesting thesis. How much can you bench?
You would...didnt you cuddle with, and then stretch out Dougie's holes?I've got $10 to pay a hooker to cuddle you and make you feel human emotion for the first time; does that count?
So you don't go to the gym at all? I knew you were a weakling by the tone of your womanly posts.I've got $10 to pay a hooker to cuddle you and make you feel human emotion for the first time; does that count?
YOU LEAVE MY PRISON BITCH OUT OF THIS!!!You would...didnt you cuddle with, and then stretch out Dougie's holes?
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/