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This online friend simulator is an unfunny circlejerk for alt right chuds and cringelords, worse than reddit for validation seeking and samethink

Brooke Shields

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Awww baby boy, remember when this paki faggot begged us to get back into the Cumia business as he was feeling lonely
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I do. I also remember a fawning message he sent me on the old sub that verged on him trying to metaphorically stick his tongue up my arse. I only wished I'd screengrabbed it, but I just ignored it and didn't reply. Broad strokes - you're one of my favorite posters, you "add a touch of class on here" :sick: can you help try and get this place back to Cumia posting etc.

He was happy to shit on those awful literal nazis, the Cumia sisters, but not "ally" Fat. Idiot thinks this is political - see this thread title for confirmation. Can't speak for others, but I couldn't care less about anyone's dumb politics. That's your business. Joe and Anthony gave out plentiful milk for a while. It was great. They eventually wised up and their tits dried out. Pat's ample udders continue to squirt out fresh moo juice and show no signs of abating. That's all it is. Left, right, center, who cares.
 

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I do. I also remember a fawning message he sent me on the old sub that verged on him trying to metaphorically stick his tongue up my arse. I only wished I'd screengrabbed it, but I just ignored it and didn't reply. Broad strokes - you're one of my favorite posters, you "add a touch of class on here" :sick: can you help try and get this place back to Cumia posting etc.

He was happy to shit on those awful literal nazis, the Cumia sisters, but not "ally" Fat. Idiot thinks this is political - see this thread title for confirmation. Can't speak for others, but I couldn't care less about anyone's dumb politics. That's your business. Joe and Anthony gave out plentiful milk for a while. It was great. They eventually wised up and their tits dried out. Pat's ample udders continue to squirt out fresh moo juice and show no signs of abating. That's all it is. Left, right, center, who cares.
Did he attack you after you ignored him?
 

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My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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I do. I also remember a fawning message he sent me on the old sub that verged on him trying to metaphorically stick his tongue up my arse. I only wished I'd screengrabbed it, but I just ignored it and didn't reply. Broad strokes - you're one of my favorite posters, you "add a touch of class on here" :sick: can you help try and get this place back to Cumia posting etc.

Jesus that's so embarrassing. I love how he calls everyone else sad here when most are just coming here to laugh at a fat pig and his ridiculous behavior. Meanwhile, this faggot has been obsessively coming back here for years at this point and has posted thousands of times to a forum he hates. And now he's lost his mind because he can't spam a fat guy's asshole to a load of other men.

Doesn't get any sadder or weirder than that.
 

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Jesus that's so embarrassing. I love how he calls everyone else sad here when most are just coming here to laugh at a fat pig and his ridiculous behavior. Meanwhile, this faggot has been obsessively coming back here for years at this point and has posted thousands of times to a forum he hates. And now he's lost his mind because he can't spam a fat guy's asshole to a load of other men.

Doesn't get any sadder or weirder than that.
Shhhh... if he realises he's become a lolpig just like Pat, he might not post anymore.
 
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Jesus that's so embarrassing. I love how he calls everyone else sad here when most are just coming here to laugh at a fat pig and his ridiculous behavior. Meanwhile, this faggot has been obsessively coming back here for years at this point and has posted thousands of times to a forum he hates. And now he's lost his mind because he can't spam a fat guy's asshole to a load of other men.

Doesn't get any sadder or weirder than that.
Let's not forget that he posted a photo of his awful dick, to a forum of 98% men, because he legitimately thought it looked "impressive" and wanted...what? I don't know. Attaboys? Weird faggot.
 

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Or a very nice looking jewish man. Maybe change his name to β€œI love Jewish people”, or put that in his title.
Like that handsome Jewish fella who totally deserves his career, Richard Kind?

(One day he's going to die, and his blackmail vault is going to be released; and it'll make Jeffery Epstein look like a jaywalker)
 

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Looks as though the harsh truth has caused some controversy! Oops! If there's no truth to my posts, why do they get thousands of views and dozens of butthurt faggots begging poo patrick to ban me?

Just remember, I'm the only one here who hasn't spent 10000 hours stalking a stranger online. Freaks.
 

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Patrick's real father
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Looks as though the harsh truth has caused some controversy! Oops! If there's no truth to my posts, why do they get thousands of views and dozens of butthurt faggots begging poo patrick to ban me?

Just remember, I'm the only one here who hasn't spent 10000 hours stalking a stranger online. Freaks.
Then go home and get your fuckin shine box.
 
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