This never happened Pat.

[AliceWorquer]

He just wanted to talk about AI somehow being a nuisance in his daily life. If the music was so loud then you wouldnt have heard the phone trigger.

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Without a doubt the stealthiest part of his geekiness is how tech illiterate he is. The only time he talks about the real technology he uses every day is when it's baffling him.

 

[EraGodless]

Without a doubt the stealthiest part of his geekiness is how tech illiterate he is. The only time he talks about the real technology he uses every day is when it's baffling him.

Stealthygeek indeed. He's so stealthy that he didn't know the difference between waterproof and water resistant- and even if his phone was "waterproof," it doesn't mean jump into a pond filled with literal bat shit.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

>The AI in my phone

He really does think everyone is dumber than he is.

 

[PogromStallone]

If the music was so loud then you wouldnt have heard the phone trigger.

I don't use any of that shit but wouldn't the AI mute the music while it's asking what Pat wanted?

 

[Josef Kuminski]

God, he has the worst taste in everything.

But did he hear the dolphins cry?

 

[EraGodless]

But did he hear the dolphins cry?

Only when they lose

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't use any of that shit but wouldn't the AI mute the music while it's asking what Pat wanted?

It would. Siri does not work on a "yeah" command. I know he uses a Samsung phone so maybe that's it but my wife does too and nothing ever triggers that and I have a Google nest Wifi thing and, while it's more sensitive than the others, it definitely doesn't respond to lyrics in a song.

 

[Andy Elliott]

His fat cellulitic ass probably held down the assistant button. Regardless this beats a father-daughter bond any day of the week.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I ALONE SWATT YOU
I ALONE CHILD YOU

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Who the fuck is listening to the band Live in 2024?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wish AI would trigger his handgun while it's aimed at his face

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Who the fuck is listening to the band Live in 2024?

I find it hard that such a devote atheist like Rick is listening to Christian Rock from the mid 90s.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I find it hard that such a devote atheist like Rick is listening to Christian Rock from the mid 90s.

I knew a girl growing up who was a distant cousin of the lead singer (they were from PA) and I still thought they sucked.

 

[DominusOdium]

Live is trash and this didn't happen. My Alexa goes off sometimes when someone says something close to it but never on random words.

What app or smart home device wakes to "Yeah"? Not even close to Google, Siri, Alexa, etc?

 

[EraGodless]

Who the fuck is listening to the band Live in 2024?

Me. Big whoop, I go deep with the Throwing Copper and Lakini's Juice. Wanna make something of it?

Actual tough guy:

 

[EraGodless]

Live is trash and this didn't happen. My Alexa goes off sometimes when someone says something close to it but never on random words.

What app or smart home device wakes to "Yeah"? Not even close to Google, Siri, Alexa, etc?

Bite your tongue-

 

[DominusOdium]

Bite your tongue-

I'd rather listen to myself trying to grunt out a shit through the inevitable tumor narrowed ass pipe that comes with being a poster for any length of time around here.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Who the fuck is listening to the band Live in 2024?

Someone with a Get Angry, Stay Angry playlist?

 

[Fat little piggy]

It would. Siri does not work on a "yeah" command. I know he uses a Samsung phone so maybe that's it but my wife does too and nothing ever triggers that and I have a Google nest Wifi thing and, while it's more sensitive than the others, it definitely doesn't respond to lyrics in a song.

I have a Samsung that's a few years old and you have to it a button to activate it. There's probably a setting where you can activate with a word but I'm not sure.