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Without a doubt the stealthiest part of his geekiness is how tech illiterate he is. The only time he talks about the real technology he uses every day is when it's baffling him.
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This never happened Pat.
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Stealthygeek indeed. He's so stealthy that he didn't know the difference between waterproof and water resistant- and even if his phone was "waterproof," it doesn't mean jump into a pond filled with literal bat shit.
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>The AI in my phone
He really does think everyone is dumber than he is.
He really does think everyone is dumber than he is.
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I don't use any of that shit but wouldn't the AI mute the music while it's asking what Pat wanted?
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But did he hear the dolphins cry?
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It would. Siri does not work on a "yeah" command. I know he uses a Samsung phone so maybe that's it but my wife does too and nothing ever triggers that and I have a Google nest Wifi thing and, while it's more sensitive than the others, it definitely doesn't respond to lyrics in a song.
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His fat cellulitic ass probably held down the assistant button. Regardless this beats a father-daughter bond any day of the week.
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I ALONE SWATT YOU
I ALONE CHILD YOU
I ALONE CHILD YOU
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Who the fuck is listening to the band Live in 2024?
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I wish AI would trigger his handgun while it's aimed at his face
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I find it hard that such a devote atheist like Rick is listening to Christian Rock from the mid 90s.
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I knew a girl growing up who was a distant cousin of the lead singer (they were from PA) and I still thought they sucked.
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Live is trash and this didn't happen. My Alexa goes off sometimes when someone says something close to it but never on random words.
What app or smart home device wakes to "Yeah"? Not even close to Google, Siri, Alexa, etc?
What app or smart home device wakes to "Yeah"? Not even close to Google, Siri, Alexa, etc?
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Me. Big whoop, I go deep with the Throwing Copper and Lakini's Juice. Wanna make something of it?
Actual tough guy:
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I'd rather listen to myself trying to grunt out a shit through the inevitable tumor narrowed ass pipe that comes with being a poster for any length of time around here.
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Someone with a Get Angry, Stay Angry playlist?
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I have a Samsung that's a few years old and you have to it a button to activate it. There's probably a setting where you can activate with a word but I'm not sure.