This made me cackle

[Hans Moleman]

OranguDan likes rape.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Based on his 5-sink lifestyle I can only assume Dan is a good salesman, regularly putting up numbers for Insight. That means they value him more than any heat 2 fat twitterites could likely bring them.

 

[DominusOdium]

He was banned by me. I have no idea if the new boss (gay as the old boss) still has that ban in place.

He should remain banned just based on his podcast.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

He was banned by me. I have no idea if the new boss (gay as the old boss) still has that ban in place.

Who are you again, stupid?

 

[BUBBLER]

OranguDan likes rape.

His only redeeming quality

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

OranguDan likes rape.

The "Dan is a monkey" meme really gets me in the ribs

 

[Suetonius]

Ringleader who is banned from the forums and everyone here mostly mocks. Ok sure.

He confuses people we cheer on with ringleaders. We cheer Leslie on cause she attacks him and suddenly she’s a “ringleader”, like anything she says and we’d do her bidding.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I hope Dan gets back into the Pat business. Dans rise to fame was off the back of Pat. That’s his bread and butter.

Also, he kept cutting @Rodeo Clown off on the last episode then was rushing him at the end. I assume Flavia was standing in the room telling him to get his bunda off the internet or she was going to accuse him of not being a man again. That’s a tough spot, I get it.

People shit on Booms but at least he tries to keep his rambling directionally relevant to the topic. Dan will interrupt a Pat-related point to giggle about Red Sox players and from 1991 and read sassy quips from the chat for 10 minutes.

I represent 20% of the audience so it’s a substantial decline if he loses me. Step it up Dan PLEASE

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I hope Dan gets back into the Pat business. Dans rise to fame was off the back of Pat. That’s his bread and butter.

Also, he kept cutting @Rodeo Clown off on the last episode then was rushing him at the end. I assume Flavia was standing in the room telling him to get his bunda off the internet or she was going to accuse him of not being a man again. That’s a tough spot, I get it.

People shit on Booms but at least he tries to keep his rambling directionally relevant to the topic. Dan will interrupt a Pat-related point to giggle about Red Sox players and from 1991 and read sassy quips from the chat for 10 minutes.

I represent 20% of the audience so it’s a substantial decline if he loses me. Step it up Dan PLEASE

I'm listening now. Dan needs to lay off the fucking Red Bull and double up his Adderall or something. Jesus Christ this train wreck is all over the place.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

I'm listening now. Dan needs to lay off the fucking Red Bull and double up his Adderall or something. Jesus Christ this train wreck is all over the place.

He sounded like he was coming down off mushrooms.
I thought he was going to say Flavia has breast cancer or something.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He sounded like he was coming down off mushrooms.
I thought he was going to say Flavia has breast cancer or something.

Cocksucker deleted it while I was in the middle of listening.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Cocksucker deleted it while I was in the middle of listening.

It's back up

 

[iBangedQuasi]

It's back up

I think Dan has multiple personalities or something. God damn Daniel