“Im bankrupt. Married to a mentally ill queer. I live in a hovel. Im 40 with no kids...
...WHAT HAVE I DONE!”
Better plan that next vacation to stop that pesky brain from being introspective and having to improve yourself, Niki Skitz.
-
- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
This is what Niki actually looks like when sober and not posing for the camera
- Thread starter MunchausenByProxy
- Start date
“Im bankrupt. Married to a mentally ill queer. I live in a hovel. Im 40 with no kids...
...WHAT HAVE I DONE!”
Better plan that next vacation to stop that pesky brain from being introspective and having to improve yourself, Niki Skitz.
G
guest
Guest
She is perfect for him.
G
guest
Guest
Quasi the part-time server.
Yep. Autistically staring at the table, trying to isolate herself from being social. Telling you faggots, she’s slightly more autistic than Rick, and her mom is profiting off both tards.
She went there just for the farts
G
guest
Guest
For those not up to date on their Niki lore, the gal to Niki's right is Jen Huber. Jen is her "co-worker" at Posts by Ghost and rumored to be her *actual* life partner.
Pat is Niki’s actual life partner, the same way stand up comedy is his actual full time job
I’m quite partial to the Shreki pic. She looks much happier wallowing in her swamp.
Christ.... That makes me a bit sad. I always say if she dolled up, she would get tons of Tinder matches. Plenty of guys like an average piece like that in her squirty thirties...
It must be awful having that sweaty, fat gunt pressing against you, his smug, squinty face huffing and puffing and barely giving you an inch and just rolls off telling you how great it was for you...
I bet she drinks in the morning. Or what I remember was said about her needing handfuls of pills to function...
Damn this is actually sad. I feel sorry for her. Sure I don't get why she supports him financially and puts up with his increasingly mental unhinged shit, and I bet he is an ungrateful cunt too... But there's a childless, dried up, average of average, nobody who is married to the most obnoxious, arrogant prick and who is staring in a chemical fugue wondering how long it is before she can go asleep and escape this life for a few hours....
Nikki needs some TLC, some adult conversation, someone paying for her drinks for a change, and a good womb wrecking hog totally ploughing her, her ankles rubbing off those huge ears, an evening spent talking to a man who doesn't bring up Star Trek or stalkers or how amazing he is...
Come on Nikki... Get Tinder... Just have a look. Just see what is out there. Don't worry, your fat husband won't notice, he will be too busy getting Ukrainians killed or battling his yellow teeth.
It must be awful having that sweaty, fat gunt pressing against you, his smug, squinty face huffing and puffing and barely giving you an inch and just rolls off telling you how great it was for you...
I bet she drinks in the morning. Or what I remember was said about her needing handfuls of pills to function...
Damn this is actually sad. I feel sorry for her. Sure I don't get why she supports him financially and puts up with his increasingly mental unhinged shit, and I bet he is an ungrateful cunt too... But there's a childless, dried up, average of average, nobody who is married to the most obnoxious, arrogant prick and who is staring in a chemical fugue wondering how long it is before she can go asleep and escape this life for a few hours....
Nikki needs some TLC, some adult conversation, someone paying for her drinks for a change, and a good womb wrecking hog totally ploughing her, her ankles rubbing off those huge ears, an evening spent talking to a man who doesn't bring up Star Trek or stalkers or how amazing he is...
Come on Nikki... Get Tinder... Just have a look. Just see what is out there. Don't worry, your fat husband won't notice, he will be too busy getting Ukrainians killed or battling his yellow teeth.
what a fat bodied pig.
Bulldyke Jon Lovitz.I’m quite partial to the Shreki pic. She looks much happier wallowing in her swamp.
I'd smash that for sure. Those lips are too good for Nikkis basement...
I would love to hear Jens side of the story and find out the real take on Fatrick as a husband...
Linen napkins ?!?
Yup, that's when they went to India together -- without Pat! It was a penis non grata escapade.
That fuckin beer can on the rock always kills my ribs.I’m quite partial to the Shreki pic. She looks much happier wallowing in her swamp.
That is the look of a woman that gave up long ago. Her disheveled appearance and lack of attention to her general appearance is what happens when you are involved in a marriage that is not only a fraud but with the most toxic person alive. This picture would make someone feel bad for Niki but she deserves it for whatever scam she / her mother is running being in a sham marriage.
You can’t even feel bad for her because the fact that she continues this sham of a marriage and is obviously for some government scam / benefits. She enables him and deserves the hell it must be being married to Pat.