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This is how zoomer faggots defend themselves in confrontations now...

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
Never had anyone with a gun but it's always funny when old people would chase you lol.
There was a guy we'd call groundskeeper willie who we'd play door bell ditch and he'd chase us down the street sometimes.
In high school when I got a vehicle for the first time my friends and I drove out to the country where the fat agriculture teacher lived by himself in a shitty mobile home and we made a bunch of noise and honked then drove away when he came outside. By the 3rd time we did it he was sitting in his truck waiting for us and a chase ensued. I was able to get away from him because I was young and dumb enough to go like 100mph on back roads to get away. Then my dumb friend bragged about it at school and some little snitch faggot told on us and I got oopsie doodled.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
Two meek, quiet kids fishing in a community pond is such an inoccuous thing to get so pissed about :ROFLMAO:

The way the one kid kept flinching and cowering makes me wonder if he was abused. I wish he just slapped the old guy in the face then ran. Watching the old guy drunkenly chase them and inevitably having an old man trip and fall would have been ribs
 

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
Two meek, quiet kids fishing in a community pond is such an inoccuous thing to get so pissed about :ROFLMAO:

The way the one kid kept flinching and cowering makes me wonder if he was abused. I wish he just slapped the old guy in the face then ran. Watching the old guy drunkenly chase them and inevitably having an old man trip and fall would have been ribs
We used to fuck with houses around our neighborhood until we found a ragey-boomer that would chase. The chase was the highlight, we wanted that shit, the more psychotic and terrifying the more hilarious. These kids are missing out. All they had to do was call him babe-legs while running away laughing, and this boomer woulda mugged-out and scraped the shit out of himself.
 
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