(this is going great!) #GenCon2022

[Will Tate]

They're overflowing out of those chairs. Just a disgusting sight. It reminds me of when I was in college one building had these old school (brand new however) wooden desks that must have been designed to be uncomfortable. These things were crammed into classrooms like sardines so you couldn't stretch your legs out and even the thinnest human couldn't fit their ass on these things. Anyways this 5'3" 250 pound black girl I had class with couldn't even fit one cheek on her chair and she spent the whole year with two thirds of her ass hanging off the seat and one leg propping her up to keep her from tumbling. It was both hilarious and revolting.

I used to go to a comic book store every week to meet some people for some tabletop games, there was one just obnoxiously fat guy who would come by, twice, twice he broke a metal folding chair because they weren't designed to support his tonnage; the second time I actually chanced to glace down to see the chair leg bend and snap before he went ass over tea kettle. Later he was on the phone with his girlfriend, a dumpy 2 who wouldn't be able to get anyone else to stick it in her without a loaded gun to point, relating the incident and he said, "These chairs were built for midgets." Because he was too tall for the chair, not too fat.
After that the assistant manager told the guy next time he came to play either bring his own chair or stand. Never saw the detestable slug again.
Point is, he was almost as fat as Pat.

 

[Harry Powell]

I used to go to a comic book store every week to meet some people for some tabletop games, there was one just obnoxiously fat guy who would come by, twice, twice he broke a metal folding chair because they weren't designed to support his tonnage; the second time I actually chanced to glace down to see the chair leg bend and snap before he went ass over tea kettle. Later he was on the phone with his girlfriend, a dumpy 2 who wouldn't be able to get anyone else to stick it in her without a loaded gun to point, relating the incident and he said, "These chairs were built for midgets." Because he was too tall for the chair, not too fat.
After that the assistant manager told the guy next time he came to play either bring his own chair or stand. Never saw the detestable slug again.
Point is, he was almost as fat as Pat.

What game?

I go to an LGS every Friday and play Magic like a YUUUGE faggot.

 

[JebJoh]

Anyways this 5'3" 250 pound black girl I had class with couldn't even fit one cheek on her chair and she spent the whole year with two thirds of her ass hanging off the seat and one leg propping her up to keep her from tumbling. It was both hilarious and revolting.

How was she in the old sackaroo?

 

[guest]

What game?

I go to an LGS every Friday and play Magic like a YUUUGE faggot.

Ever heard of Paranoia? Pretty good drunk tabletop game, you get multiple lives and you are meant to be paranoid about everyone in your party and you will end up snaking and killing them since everyone is part of some secret society which are all at odds with each other.

 

[Will Tate]

What game?

I go to an LGS every Friday and play Magic like a YUUUGE faggot.

It's called Heroclix, best way to describe it is a more dynamic version of chess with (mostly) superhero characters. You got your map that's the X-Mansion or the Batcave, you got you team of character pieces with their cards/stats, you got your dice, BOOM, some fat fuck breaks another chair.
Since covid things have slowed down but there's still a core of us who are good friends and get together when we can, mainly because we share a real interest in something and don't just fake it on Twitter for fleeting clout in-between trying to start pissing contests with people we'd never dream of talking to like that face-to-face. Also, none of us is fat.

 

[captain_kamala]

It's called Heroclix, best way to describe it is a more dynamic version of chess with (mostly) superhero characters. You got your map that's the X-Mansion or the Batcave, you got you team of character pieces with their cards/stats, you got your dice, BOOM, some fat fuck breaks another chair.
Since covid things have slowed down but there's still a core of us who are good friends and get together when we can, mainly because we share a real interest in something and don't just fake it on Twitter for fleeting clout in-between trying to start pissing contests with people we'd never dream of talking to like that face-to-face. Also, none of us is fat.

calling all nerds

 

[Will Tate]

calling all nerds

I got a lobotomized Betsy Resto aching to ride my cock after rolling a winning critical hit dice roll on my opponent's Captain America with my Batman equipped with the Green Lantern power battery while you got your face pressed against the store window looking for any giftcards to steal. We are not the same.

 

[Jdawgz]

What game?

I go to an LGS every Friday and play Magic like a YUUUGE faggot.

me too brother

 

[captain_kamala]

why can't you guys just smoke crack like normal people? i'm embarassed to be here

 

[Nick Gerlips]

No pictures of Pat at his presentation? I was hoping to see him all red-faced and disheveled as he responded to reddit guys texts

Yeah, he'll take pictures of his jalopy vehicle from the hotel room but never comments on his presentation or posts pics of the turnout or himself on stage. Fraudulent faggot.

 

[Will Tate]

why can't you guys just smoke crack like normal people? i'm embarassed to be here

First, they're not people!!!, and second, those runt-of-the-litter tits you showed us are more of an embarrassment than anything I could ever do.
Love you, love the show.

 

[Mike Glyer]

It's called Heroclix, best way to describe it is a more dynamic version of chess with (mostly) superhero characters. You got your map that's the X-Mansion or the Batcave, you got you team of character pieces with their cards/stats, you got your dice, BOOM, some fat fuck breaks another chair.
Since covid things have slowed down but there's still a core of us who are good friends and get together when we can, mainly because we share a real interest in something and don't just fake it on Twitter for fleeting clout in-between trying to start pissing contests with people we'd never dream of talking to like that face-to-face. Also, none of us is fat.

I used to play the Mechwarrior clix game. They fucked that up very badly. Mechs were generally useless. Much better to bring transports with tanks and infantry.

Real men play Battletech and 40k I'm told. I also just don't want to spend more money to get into HeroClix...

 

[guest]

why can't you guys just smoke crack like normal people? i'm embarassed to be here

Complimentary crack at my Friday night sessions but we only allow whites, sorry.

 

[Will Tate]

I also just don't want to spend more money to get into HeroClix...

I'm intrigued by WH40K but I'll settle for reading the novels and shit for the same reason you say, I just don't have the time or money to get into something new. The lore sounds interesting but I'm pot-committed and lazy to boot. Plus, fat faggots with bitch-tits aren't gonna cyberatalk themselves.

 

[The Arm]

I don't do any of that nerd shit. I just sit alone and drink.

 

[JebJoh]

I don't do any of that nerd shit. I just sit alone and drink.

Can you come speak at my next nerd con?

 

[Stent]

why can't you guys just smoke crack like normal people? i'm embarassed to be here

 

[guest]

why can't you guys just smoke crack like normal people? i'm embarassed to be here

I tried crack once and it was really meh. Your brothas may have given me the shitty batch tho, tell them I'm cool so I can get the good shit.

 

[FurBurger]

I'm intrigued by WH40K but I'll settle for reading the novels and shit for the same reason you say

There's a decent 20 minute video on the backstory of 40k here:


What I like about that guy is he's a soft-as-shit, love-is-love Orange Man Bad soyboy vegan who has spent the last 20 years studying pretend fascism. Playing the games, reading the novels, painting the figurines. It's never occurred to him that fascism's meeting an emotional need for him that's unmet in his real life; and when people ask him about it he just says "the other factions are bad, too" even though he's reeeally focussed himself on the fascist side.

 

[guest]

This thread became so fucking gay.