"I only occasionally have to blow the old sea captain from the Simpsons"“You know being homeless isn’t bad - very little overhead and this refrigerator box is very cozy. I can get used to this!”
"I only occasionally have to blow the old sea captain from the Simpsons"“You know being homeless isn’t bad - very little overhead and this refrigerator box is very cozy. I can get used to this!”
Fun Fact: carries pussy smells like egg saladHe had a garage, a porch swing, and lovely flowers at old place. That must have sucked. Definitely better off without it.
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I'll give him $1000 a month to get a reasonably sized Vigoda's Bar & Grill tattoo up there.Boomia never got his shrubs in tiptop shape again. Eric took that from him.
Hey Bernie, would you ever get your head tattooed? View attachment 260557
Wes Watson would do it for half that amount.I'll give him $1000 a month to get a reasonably sized Vigoda's Bar & Grill tattoo up there.
Before Dustin locked his social media down he had posted about how he finally got a seasonal job at one of those Spirit Halloween stores and Eric was one of the people congratulating him in the comments. Just think less than a year from that event Dustin now lives in Eric’s house and Eric now lives in a shoebox size apartment.
I wonder what the divorce judges think of all these "modern" relationships in which their clients are all openly fucking other people but with the others' permissionI hope Kishy rapes him for alimony. Her and the polycule have been accustomed to Hildy's paypiggery all this time. The court should make sure that they are taken care of.
I guarantee you he is just as smug. 55 years of being a dumb, broke, complete loser never slowed him down. His hideous wife leaving him for a ghoul with a face tattoo is not going to stop him. He'll be hand-washing his underwear in his kitchenette sink thinking about how much of an intellectual he is.I love that his life is shit now - not so smug now, Hildy
LMAO exactly. What the fuck is that faggot looking asshole? Holy shit how does any girl just accept THAT?Jesus Christ, I can't believe I'm saying this but she can do better lol. She found like the only guy in the world more kid-fuckerish than her brother.
Also, how much of a fucking karaoke scene is there in Milwaukee? Karaoke doesn't fucking draw crowds anywhere but like Japan. Even good karaoke sucks and it's only enjoyable for the person doing it.
Fort Kid-ass“Fort Kickass” must have been named by Hildy -everything he thinks is clever is always lame and embarrassing.
Cold Sore Steve Dustin is my favorite wrestlerIt's hilarious to think that there's going to be an Ade-approved garage sale where Carrie and Cold Sore Dustin will be selling stacks of unsold copies of "The Scotty!" and Hildy's prized Funko Pops for pennies on the dollar while Hildy hits up a CoinStar machine in hopes that he'll score enough to get a Hot 'N Ready.
Consequences and actions, pedo child.