He has to fit his folding table and every copy of the scotty ever printed in that joint
Probably makes some godawful Midwestern chili and has to smell it on his clothes and linens for a week
#winning
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He has to fit his folding table and every copy of the scotty ever printed in that joint
Probably makes some godawful Midwestern chili and has to smell it on his clothes and linens for a week
#winning
That is some serious cope
“My life is in shambles as my wife is divorcing me and keeping the house and now I’m in a tiny shit hole - but at least I don’t have a yard anymore!”
I’m surprised he didn’t end it with #excelsior like Kelly “The Rapist” Williams
“My life is in shambles as my wife is divorcing me and keeping the house and now I’m in a tiny shit hole - but at least I don’t have a yard anymore!”
I’m surprised he didn’t end it with #excelsior like Kelly “The Rapist” Williams
He was supporting 4 adults with his salary. Cucking and fucking while he fooled around with quickbooks. What a sucker.
That’s genuinely depressing. If it’s a true economy apartment it’s the size of 3 car interiors. He’s a genuine suicide risk.
i find the idea of his suicide quite fun, to be honest, hope he does it in a funny way on livestream
Christians don't agree with suicide so he would own the fuck out of them if he did it.
Not a demand, just throwing it out there.
Less work, more time to molest children, that’s why he’s calling it an “efficiency apartment”.
Apartment living is so much better than a house. Who wouldn't want to live among mentally ill psychosis patients and fat neckbeards.
Every single one of these Niggers are pathetic
His incontinent, obese monster of a wife really did leave him for that convicted felon meth-head loser?? I thought that was another forum bit. Imagine getting dumped by that ugly thing and having any semblance of self esteem left. Couldn't have happened to a nicer pedophile supporter.
Are you questioning my journalistic integrity?
This smug asshole really thought he was better than all of us “scoundtrolls” yet now im sure everyone here lives a much better life than him. I remember he bragged to us he had a “healthy 401k” like that’s something special - you’re supposed to have that at your old age, stupid. I hope that healthy 401k takes a bit hit from the divorce.
Didn’t him and his gross wife get matching Star Trek tattoos recently? What a loser!
Didn’t him and his gross wife get matching Star Trek tattoos recently? What a loser!
She did - the guy is a gross forever bum with kids (one is trans of course) and the last job he had was a shitty seasonal hourly job a one of those spirit Halloween stores.
Looks like efficiencies are in the $700-$850 range in Milwaukee unless you live in a nice building with amenities, which I'm guessing he doesn't.
Righteous bucks
Righteous bucks
I doubt that 401k had more than 150k in it.
He has a worse life than Shane fucking Nokes, man. At least that fat monster is able to keep his obese, front-butted gf happy. He has like the worst, most fucked up, pathetic existence, he came here, started shit and he's like a pinata filled with pure fucking embarrassment. I don't even think we're done discovering horribly embarrassing shit about his life. Imagine seeing your sister's cunt and prostitution ads all the time. Imagine a bunch of people who already make fun of you discovering your wife's fetlife page and that she's in a polygamous relationship that you're not even involved in. I can think of like a thousand instances in this loser's life in which I would've just shot myself in the head.
He probably thinks any amount in a 401k is “healthy” - he really thought that was some huge brag like nobody here has careers that pay well.