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This abomination should have been aborted
- Thread starter CQ Beans
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No matter how much weight he loses, he'll always be a fat fuck on the inside.
Funny this is what I imagined you would look like before NicerPS
That's a made up story by his publicist. His mother worked in movies and his father was a manager for Guns N Roses. His older brother and sister were already working in show business before he started appearing in movies.
What an embarrassing origin story. Reminds me of Norm asking that question to the Lonely Island jews and going "holy fuck, I wish I had a time machine" before swerving into talk about falling for Hitler's big beautiful blue eyes.
This is a family of evil.
The only thing I remember him being good in was Wolf of Wall Street.
Nigga look like a mount & blade character Jonah Hillsman tsssss
I'm looking forward to the inevitable rape accusations.
Didn’t he do some movie for Netflix and his love interest in the film didn’t want to kiss him so they had to do some green screen trickery to have a scene where they kiss? Pretty funny stuff.
CQ Beans
Really? What about the photo I posted would lead you to believe this man is a rapist other than everything?
Yeah, Andrew Schultz was the one who made that known since he worked on that film.
Ain't no one having sex with this nigga
Take a gander at his personal life section on Wikipedia, you won’t be surprised.
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