Things you’d do for 5 million in cash thread

[captain_kamala]

Okay so stop letting niggers treat you like an animal please

moving away from my ex husband and the church has been a big change for me. i'm a strong independent woman.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

moving away from my ex husband and the church has been a big change for me. i'm a strong independent woman.

Rogan should have you on. Then you can chastise him for saying nigger

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Okay so we gotta swap out mom with a girl you’re dating, wife or a brother/sister.

you have to ask them (while you fuck your father missionary) “do you like the way I fuck? Look at him moaning I’m going to make this faggot cum.”

sir, can i just get the Opie tattoo.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

sir, can i just get the Opie tattoo.

Yeah but that’s only 800k why not make your dad cum and get almost (((6 million)))

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Yeah but that’s only 800k why not make your dad cum and get almost (((6 million)))

i think i'll just go to another parlour, thanks for your help

 

[CumiaPoodle]

i think i'll just go to another parlour, thanks for your help

To think of you would just fuck your father until he had an orgasm.
Fucked your pet to death.
Did a show with Anthony and fucked him up the ass.
Send a tape of niggers fuxking your gf to her parents.
Got walked on leash by black Israelites.
Got an opie radio tattoo.

you’d have 25.8 million and compound east.

 

[alkiefuck2]

#1 as long as he doesn't enjoy it
"trust me dad i'm making a lot of money, here's your 5k share"

 

[The Shah of Iran]

#1 as long as he doesn't enjoy it
"trust me dad i'm making a lot of money, here's your 5k share"

i tried this angle mate, he's got to have a ragin' cumface

 

[CumiaPoodle]

#1 as long as he doesn't enjoy it
"trust me dad i'm making a lot of money, here's your 5k share"

Ribssss well he has to cum. Surely you love your parents enough to make them cum. You’re not some cumia

 

[CumiaPoodle]

i tried this angle mate, he's got to have a ragin' cumface

Indeed he does. And you let the family know I’m fucking the shit out of this old man. Look at how his cock jumps and sprays when my dick hits his prostate. You like what you’re seeing mom? You raised a champion.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

5 is all Id ever do and I could explain that

 

[CumiaPoodle]

5 is all Id ever do and I could explain that

I’d do 5 but I’d also fuck my dad after not seeing him for like 17 years. 10 million and I get to shame my father and his entire kike family

how would you explain it?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

when you are living on a bobo shanti commune, women are considered clean 7 days out of the month and unclean for 21 days

"I can't go pussy diving until the 13th, awrrite?"

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

buy and operate a legal brothel maybe

 

[guest]

None of those. 5 million ain’t shit these days.

dig-nah-tee

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Do i have to keep the Opie tattoo? Or can i laser it off? And is that only for 800k or for 5.8m?

 

[guest]

Of course most of you pathetic white boys chose number 5.


None of them, I don't need 5mil at that expense... You're all godless degenerate whores.

 

[StillHilarious_mybb]

ok, terrific

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Change 1 million to 5 million:

 

[Monk]

I'd go for 1.6 mil and get "Opie Radio, nigger" on my forehead.