Things that shock normal people, that you think are common knowledge

[Turk February]

Why would you be able to order food into a jail? The rest is understandable.

Prison is a long term stay rehabilitation program. It's meant to allow you certain freedoms and choices. It's not like the movies. Jail is a fucking nightmare.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Prison is a long term stay rehabilitation program. It's meant to allow you certain freedoms and choices. It's not like the movies. Jail is a fucking nightmare.

You can’t order food into prison either. I’ve been to jail, dude. Go get your hand fixed. I don’t want to see you suffering on the real Thanksgiving.

 

[Turk February]

You can’t order food into prison either. I’ve been to jail, dude. Go get your hand fixed. I don’t want to see you suffering on the real Thanksgiving.

Real thanksgiving is Canadian and it lasts forever.

 

[DominusOdium]

9-11 was an inside job
government agents killed JFK
Eagles lip sync

After he shot Oswald, Jack Ruby was assigned Louis Jolyon West as his psychiatrist, a key figure in the MKUltra program.

 

[Africa.com]

After he shot Oswald, Jack Ruby was assigned Louis Jolyon West as his psychiatrist, a key figure in the MKUltra program.

Charles Mansons probation shrink was too

 

[johnnynoname]

Any time internet niggas don’t know who Mr.Metokur, or Ethan Ralph is, I’m like, “what do you use your time on the internet for?”

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Why would you be able to order food into a jail? The rest is understandable.

Not sure really, probabaly because of drugs and other contraband. They'd even tear the stamps off envelopes when you got mail because someone was putting dabs of acid under the stamps at one point apparently.

 

[Imager]

I'm the only one who knows the real identity of the ten thousand dollar fugitive.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

2D women are better than 3D

 

[Turk February]

2D women are better than 3D

I never got into hentai but I don't really judge people into it cuz I sometimes get into softcore and it's like "this is barely sexual, why am I jacking it to a woman in a swimming pool?"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I never got into hentai but I don't really judge people into it cuz I sometimes get into softcore and it's like "this is barely sexual, why am I jacking it to a woman in a swimming pool?"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The Jews aren't the chosen people

 

[Turk February]

The Jews aren't the chosen people

Finland is. And they are destined to win Eurovision soon.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Finland is. And they are destined to win Eurovision soon.

Finland is a state, stupit

 

[Turk February]

Finland is a state, stupit

Finland is a people that won the popular vote in 2023 but lost to the bullshit jury. God couldn't prevent their suffering. He will help them ascend.

 

[Petworth dude]

government agents killed JFK

My interpretation of JFK's assassination is that the mob is responsible, and the government subsequently covered it up to avoid the blowback from admitting that they couldn't protect the president from organized crime.

 

[Africa.com]

Any time internet niggas don’t know who Mr.Metokur, or Ethan Ralph is, I’m like, “what do you use your time on the internet for?”

SUFFAH TWINK

 

[johnnynoname]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

My interpretation of JFK's assassination is that the mob is responsible, and the government subsequently covered it up to avoid the blowback from admitting that they couldn't protect the president from organized crime.

George HW helped orchestrate it.

 

[DMAN]

Regular people are also routinely in disbelief anytime I point out a certain celebrity is obviously on steroids, I have a friend who denies The Rock is or ever was on steroids which is just a shocking level of obliviousness.

The Rock is hilarious. He was lifting dudes twice his size, running around like a maniac for an hour every single night, and yet he was still mostly a chubby man titty Samoan until he suddenly came into enough resources to hulk up.