Things Jim Norton hates that makes him a fucking faggot.

[Chapel]

Being funny

 

[FingerofGod]

I actually do. Jim is one of the most boring people I’ve ever heard and he is so fucking shallow that I don’t give him any credence when it comes to broadening his horizons. Look at how shitty his standup is. He’s perpetually stuck in 2005.

Even 2005 is generous. When they trashed his standup from the early 90’s it was the same shit he still does just with a higher pitched voice.

 

[bantadant]

Can openers. It still gets my ribs that he was too stupid to use one

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

This is what all standup comedians say. "I never watched X comic" or "I never watched X comedy show". To make themselves out to be more original. Like no one influenced them. Too cool for the room type of faggotry. It would also help them cover up stolen jokes and ideas like Mencia claiming he never heard Rogan or Leary saying he never heard Hicks or whatever. Or like when Howard Stern would claim he never heard of O&A yet spent a fortune on lawyers trying to silence and attack them. "I never heard of the guys I just spent $80K in legal fees to get a gag order for".

You actually believe that Norton never watched an episode of Seinfeld while being a comedian in NYC? Or that Norton never watched South Park? Or Hicks? Or Kinison? Or whatever nonsense he was claiming. They all watch and listen to each other. And lots of them steal like Norton stole from the Jerky Boys. They all not only listened to O&A every day but the comics from that era and Compound read this forum constantly.

Louis CK would literally listen to O&A and take the news stories and put them into his show. Like O&A once did a whole segment on the 'perv switch' where a dentist molested some patients. And the next season of Louis's show had a dentist rape him when he was under anesthesia. Rogan flat out says he listened to O&A so much that it drove him to make his own show. Anthony was literally on Stern for the Jackie Impression Contest. These guys listen to everything and are heavily influenced by each other.

The only person I've heard who claims to watch and listen to nothing is Norton.

 

[LingerLonger]

The only person I've heard who claims to watch and listen to nothing is Norton.

He's like Rust from True Detective. Where he just sits in his house and reads serial killer case files. But replace it with celebrity photos.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Even 2005 is generous. When they trashed his standup from the early 90’s it was the same shit he still does just with a higher pitched voice.

“Your new special is even better than when you did the same thing on your last special.”
-CQ pushed to say something nice about Norton

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Off topic but when was the last time Jim Norton had a stand up special? Felt like they gave every comedian at least 3 for a couple years there.

 

[Meownaw]

Off topic but when was the last time Jim Norton had a stand up special? Felt like they gave every comedian at least 3 for a couple years there.

According to IMDb it was Mouthful of Shame in 2017. Get it? He means cum!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

According to IMDb it was Mouthful of Shame in 2017. Get it? He means cum!

Even funnier when Amazon and Netflix were handling out specials to anyone for content but Norton hasn’t had one since 2017.

I remember when getting a stand up special was huge, especially if you got one on HBO. Now nobody cares!

 

[Wild]

Human decency and holding strong beliefs.

 

[DooDooBrown]

I can’t remember the episode, but I remember Norton bragging to his fellow comedians about his special premiering on Epix rather than Showtime or HBO. Nice special on a nonexistent network, stupid.

 

[lowend73]

Being and acting like a man

 

[HomeRunCumia]

"Privacy advocates are idiots!"

"Kramer was the worst part of Seinfeld."

His takes on everything are simply retarded.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Egg yolks. Like it’s gods miracle food. But he prefers egg whites because it reminds him of cum.

Alan likes it when I make her hog smell like egg white gassers. Tee hee, scccumbagster.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

Putting his phone away

 

[LingerLonger]

The only person I've heard who claims to watch and listen to nothing is Norton.

Just listened to one of the shows where they talk about the Kramer Laugh Factory meltdown. During it Norton outright says he has seen episodes of Seinfeld. And that Kramer was his least favorite part.

 

[Meownaw]

Just listened to one of the shows where they talk about the Kramer Laugh Factory meltdown. During it Norton outright says he has seen episodes of Seinfeld. And that Kramer was his least favorite part.

Did he mention how much he hates laugh tracks?

 

[Single Action Army]

Am I misremembering a sarcastic bit as genuine but did he say he hates dogs at some point?

 

[FamilyDollar]

"How is a podcast played in a car"

This is a real Jim Norton quote from late 2017.

 

[Stent]

Dig-na-tee.