Things I like about Patrick

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Serious question here. @covidcumia did you and your family eat that cake or did you throw it out after making the video?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Serious question here. @covidcumia did you and your family eat that cake or did you throw it out after making the video?

was that video with his fat family not eating the cake kinda like when you train a dog to balance a treat on it’s nose?

like this, but on a much, much larger scale

 

[guest]

Serious question here. @covidcumia did you and your family eat that cake or did you throw it out after making the video?
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That cake was a carrot cake it got eaten over 3 days or so, there is a sizable amount of my daughters own birthday cake left. We aren't big cake eaters, I think ice cream is the thing my kids would prefer.

the bit where you post your family is worse

It gets some big laughs, your tired copying of drama queens and positing out loud about Rick being not that bad is boring. It's been overused and the non-funny hate the forum guys are a version of it. Rick is hosing the place down with heavy cream on a daily basis, work with that.

 

[Stent]

I'm unreasonably happy to be able to read all of Boomia's posts in his voice.

 

[EraGodless]

I like that patrick doesnt feel those pussy emotions

I don’t think i’ve ever seen him express something that pathetic

He’s usually at war memorials explaining to veterans the finer points of the battles they fought

 

[Mc.Faggot]

We aren't big cake eaters,

but you are acting like such a cake boy

It gets some big laughs, your tired copying of drama queens and positing out loud about Rick being not that bad is boring.

should i instead post some pics of my fat family for internet points?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

We aren't big cake eaters,

*Laughs in Twin Cities*

 

[guest]

but you are acting like such a cake boy



should i instead post some pics of my fat family for internet points?

Yes a picture of a thumbs up and a middle finger that could be anybody's. You should post something that's funny rather than another in 2 dozen posters stirring the pot, with maybe 3 being funny.

 

[guest]

*Laughs in Twin Cities*

Laughs in Patrick would have been better.....get it because he's in fat denial.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Yes a picture of a thumbs up and a middle finger that could be anybody's. You should post something that's funny rather than another in 2 dozen posters stirring the pot, with maybe 3 being funny.

you should text pat some more

it’s so original

 

[Phish]

you should text pat some more

it’s so original

Just curious what youre quote under your name translates to? I see the words “diet” and “custodes” (custody) which makes me think its a child abandoner joke in spanish but im rly not sure.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

That cake was a carrot cake it got eaten over 3 days or so, there is a sizable amount of my daughters own birthday cake left.

It sounds like you know the history of every cake you’ve eaten like some sommelier of frosting

We aren't big cake eaters

you sure aren’t big carrot eaters

but you are big at whatever you eat, this is obvious

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Just curious what youre quote under your name translates to? I see the words “diet” and “custodes” (custody) which makes me think its a child abandoner joke in spanish but im rly not sure.

i see you know latin detective

 

[Phish]

i see you know latin detective

I only know Latinx

 

[guest]

you should text pat some more

it’s so original

I prefer classic, but I also prefer funny so unoriginal classic or not it's still funnier than "look at me saying a few positive things, can I really be Pat?" Matter of opinion, but lol.

 

[guest]

i see you know latin detective

OK Stu 2, bigger, bolder, fatter.

 

[guest]

How accessible he is. This nigga made ma google map his whole neighborhood out of boredom.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

OK Stu 2, bigger, bolder, fatter.

thats my hand

i could have been a model

 

[Phish]

thats my hand

i could have been a model

Ewwww. The way your thumb bends backwards is gross, your pinky is fucked too. Its got this weird angle to it. Your arm hair grows uneven. Your fingernails are nonexistent. Are you a nervous nelly nail biter?…ok thats all i got

also, put some money into your floor or whatever that is. Looks like shit. Clean that 3/4 hovel up a bit

 

[guest]

thats my hand

i could have been a model

That looks pretty meaty for an adult, what are you about 265 or really Pat?