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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"Things I learned while Patrick was drinking"
- Thread starter Clint Ruin
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He’s 42 and thinks it’s cool to be an alcoholic that spends his life tweeting. Any self-respecting person would be ashamed to live like this.
This is a bad lie even for Patrick S. Tomlinson. He has no friends and can’t even say his own last name without fucking it up. Nobody is documenting whatever hack shit he’s saying except an autist from this place.
He doesn’t have friends and usually comes up with these obvious lies when he’s drunk and lonely (which is often)
He was prob 6-8 beers deep and looking at his phone and said to himself “I tweet so many amazing things and teach people so much and I’m always right, I should be getting paid for this! Or at least thanking me everyday! ”
Then to get that attention he desperately craves he comes up with this nonsense that his “friends” (the tons he has yet sits at bars alone) love him so much for the impact they make on their lives with his knowledge they actually have…folders! on their phones! Yeah, that’s the ticket! of his many tweets because they all learn so much from a fat 1.7 high school GPA unemployed 42 year old loser.
It’s like how he says he has so many friends “all over the world” that would drop everything to party with him (sure pig) yet is always alone at bars, even at his dumb conventions he’s usually alone. Plus he’s fat.
He comes up with these obvious lies about how great he is and how he has so many friends when he’s drunk and lonely. He’s so starved for attention because nobody can stand to be around him.
It not only shows how lonely and desperate for attention he is but how he thinks his tweeting is so important. He made this up thinking it’s realistic that a “dear” friend actually saves his very important tweets because they learn so much from him - especially when he’s been drinking.
He thinks everyone takes twitter as seriously as he does, I bet whenever he meets someone new he tells them to follow him on twitter and how important he is on a dying social media platform. Twitter peaked years ago yet Pat still thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread (because he’s fat)
He has friends but they all have jobs, families, and other responsibilities which prevent them from spending all their time in a bar with an unemployed failure. Torque's in Hooligans daily while they only go there once or twice a month.
He’s the pathetic barfly nobody is happy to see yet he’s thrilled to see someone he knows and considers a “friend” yet they’ve never got together outside of seeing him at Hooligans. Every bar has one of these types and they never realize they are “that guy”
I can see it now, Pat sees someone he’s seen before at Hooligans and his fat face lights up while that someone says to themself “ugh, not this asshole” and tries to be polite but keep their distance.
This. In his mind’s eye he pictures himself as this urbane socialite, drinking a nice quad out of a goblet regaling his “friend” with the finer points of string theory. In reality it’s this:
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Torque, we need you now more than ever.
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"My dear friend..."
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Over 1/3 of the total posts on page three are by you.
Condense that shit, mang
Fatrick has the unwarrented self importance of an elementary school teacher.
Thank you for using that one. It's s very underused slur.
Somebody with a Reddit account post this to r/iamverysmart. The account has to be over thirty days old. I had to redact things or else they'll just remove it anyway. I tried to make sure the embarrassing "I'm pointing at my big brain" profile pic was still readable.
