"Aren't I a character? Me me me me, believe this lie, it's about me!"
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"Things I learned while Patrick was drinking"
- Thread starter Clint Ruin
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"Aren't I a character? Me me me me, believe this lie, it's about me!"
THAT SCANS?
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That scans?
Alright. Hes going to pay.
Alright. Hes going to pay.
I have a folder on my phone that says “daughters cared for and supported by Patrick”. It’s empty.
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In his deluded mind pat really thinks he’s a rabble rouser like Hunter S. Thompson. How embarrassing.
scans what
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Hopefuly an x-ray that shows Pat is dying of cancer.
Grunter S. Thompson
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Porque, we've been over this.
You don't have any friends because if you did, one of them would have stepped in to help with your crippling online addiction.
Also, women find you repulsive, so this statement is unbelievable on two levels.
While we're discussing your many, many lies, I have a question for you Porque. If you're so good with cars, and work on them often, where do you keep your tools? You've never posted a photo of yourself with so much as an screwdriver in you hoof.
You don't have any friends because if you did, one of them would have stepped in to help with your crippling online addiction.
Also, women find you repulsive, so this statement is unbelievable on two levels.
While we're discussing your many, many lies, I have a question for you Porque. If you're so good with cars, and work on them often, where do you keep your tools? You've never posted a photo of yourself with so much as an screwdriver in you hoof.
Girthy S. Tomlinson
You'd think he's a typical alpha chugging beers and watching his Packers at the bar but get this, he'll actually teach you a thing or two about life along the way. Bit of a stealthy geek one might say.
(Truffle) Hunter S. Tomlinson
his proud day-drinking character is out again, wine aunt energy
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Porque. Haven’t you degenerate bastards stolen enough of my ribs lol. He really does the work for us.
“dear friend” ? You don’t have friends, Pat. Let alone ones that make folders on their phones for information a shit faced Pat tells them. He doesn’t realize how pathetic he sounds, he’s 42 years old yet thinks drunk Pat is just dropping knowledge on everyone without noticing how sad it is.
Also, be drinks ALONE! Nobody is learning anything from a lonely 42 year old drunk
if i were a less-self-aware person I would assume that such a "folder" was mocking how retarded I am, but when one would be caught documenting into it they would play it off as if it were a goofy folder of endearment
It reminds me of my first out of college job, where some 30+ year old autist was doing so many fucking socially retarded things in a week that I decided to make a .txt file documenting every new thing because they were literally sitcom plot-points but less funny since they just happened in real life
I'm glad someone's probably doing this to Patrick's gay ass mannerisms
It reminds me of my first out of college job, where some 30+ year old autist was doing so many fucking socially retarded things in a week that I decided to make a .txt file documenting every new thing because they were literally sitcom plot-points but less funny since they just happened in real life
I'm glad someone's probably doing this to Patrick's gay ass mannerisms
Wow, Porque, a 42 year old man knows a mnemonic for biological classification??!!!
What's next, Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally?
You love showing off that 1.7 high school GPA!
What's next, Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally?
You love showing off that 1.7 high school GPA!