THESE FUCKING KIWI FAGGOTS

[LiberalPussy]

They’ve always been faggots for their anti direct trolling stance when, objectively speaking, the funniest content involving Chris Chan was him being directly fucked with by trolls. All because the people who followed CWC for so long suddenly became moral fags and it became taboo to be “bullies” or “make Chris cry”.

And I used to be part of the PVCC forum that was the most brutal to him. What faggots they became.

 

[guest]

I have a great plan to fuck with Patrick. It rivals apostlegate and is so simple!

Was almost going to do it today but KF said it didnt ruin his life enough so I'm not doing it.

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

Surprise surprise, self projecting lolcow followers are themselves prime lolcows, only more pitiful in their meaningless lives.

Thankfully there aren't any drama chasing faggots on this forum

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Oh for fuck’s sake. These Kiwi twats are with us then they’re not with us. Whose cock do you have to suck around these parts to get a straight answer?

If the Milwaukee Anal Rapist is the only thing aligning us then someone send in the clowns because I’m done. And day drunk. And according to all government standardized testing a borderline faggot.

tl;dr I once masturbated to a photo of Helen Mirren in a bikini

proof I’m probably not gay

She was a sexy bitch. You watched Caligula. I jerked to that coupla times.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

there's some spicy pictures of Betty White out there too, if you're interested

You got any Bea Arthur? Im all in wit masculine east european jew broads.

 

[guest]

She was a sexy bitch. You watched Caligula. I jerked to that coupla times.

Didn’t we all.

 

[guest]

You got any Bea Arthur? Im all in wit masculine east european jew broads.

I’m witcha. Supposedly there’s a tastily painted portrait of the Golden Girl herself with pretty heavy looking hammers.

 

[Stent]

It's not trolling if all someone does is observe. If all you do is watch someone else fail and then pat yourself on the back for being really good at watching it, you're gay. If you have a circle of weeb homos watching and then congratulating each other on being the best at doing nothing, you have KiwiFarms.

 

[guest]

Like SpaceEdge said, there are some funny folks over there but the righteous moralizing pricks who step on the bits just come off as people who like the smell of their own farts. And it's such a weird place to act the moral grandstander... they're still going to be waiting in line outside of hell like all the rest of us.

It's not trolling if all someone does is observe. If all you do is watch someone else fail and then pat yourself on the back for being really good at watching it, you're gay. If you have a circle of weeb homos watching and then congratulating each other on being the best at doing nothing, you have KiwiFarms.

 

[guest]

I don't like that they call us weens, like they're trolling gatekeepers.

We are the funniest forum on the internet, and it's not even close. You faggots wouldn't let us play in your gay sandbox because you were afraid we wouldn't mind your gay proTocols, and now you're gossiping about us out of sheer FOMO.

Keep in mind, you're only tangineally connected to this at all because Null got named in the suit after our prized pig was morbidly stupid enough to subpoena an individual whose personal info is readily available on Google. Credit for that goes to us. Your contribution to the fun so far has thus only amounted to faggoty nitpicking.

We're having fun and you hate that.

Onaforums: Still Hilarious
Kiwifarms:

You really settled their hash and how.

 

[guest]

As far as PatPosting is concerned, they're a glorified crew.

We got this thing here and some pygmy.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Like SpaceEdge said, there are some funny folks over there but the righteous moralizing pricks who step on the bits just come off as people who like the smell of their own farts. And it's such a weird place to act the moral grandstander... they're still going to be waiting in line outside of hell like all the rest of us.

Dont try and get in space edge’s good graces by piggybacking his idea to sneak your way to the secret forums, child.
Quietly.

 

[guest]

Dont try and get in space edge’s good graces by piggybacking his idea to sneak your way to the secret forums, child.
Quietly.

I'm citing my sources so I don't get accused of plagiarism again, child. Haven't you heard of parallel thinking?

 

[guest]

This guy has the right idea. Not sure if it's one of you

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Who gives a fuck what KF thinks? The only value that place has is that Caver has chronicled the Pat saga there. They don't even try to be interesting outside of the pornstars thread and even then, you have to click through 30 pages of them talking about how they could make softcore popular again. Pass

Glad they're aware of Pat but don't waste your time.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm tired of these women with their stupid "leave no trace" bullshit brand. You'd have zero content if no one ever engaged the "lolcows," faggots. You're not le master trolles, you're a sewing circle.

 

[RobertMewler]

Patty flipped out at someone, eh? You're bringing this up just now? I'm thinking this guy is a liar:

 

[Will Tate]

With few exceptions, just a collection of fart-huffing armchair quarterbacks.

 

[guest]

Patty flipped out at someone, eh? You're bringing this up just now? I'm thinking this guy is a liar:

Someone who posts in the Patrick KF thread was in the same room with him and watched him flip out at someone and still never bothered to take his phone out and snap a picture because… reasons.