These are your followers, Rick

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

There was more exchanged between them. This guy does seem pretty confused.

I would almost be on the pig's side, but then he did this.

Pat tries to drag the guy in front of his totally legit 46k followers, but only gets 29 likes for some reason.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Doesn't that guy understand there are ratios to consider? These fucking Twitter amateurs man. Fucking ponderous.

 

[guest]

Ok so we have:

3 waffles with bacon and a side of bacon and eggs with a some sort of fruity drink.

2 eggs with some greens and beets and some other shit, avocado toast (I looked up the menu), and a beer.

Who's eating what? I would think Rick would be swilling the beer and Niki the fruity drink. I thought maybe it was a Bloody Mary and then I'd think that was Niki's because Rick has posted pics of her with Bloody Mary's but it looks too light to be tomato juice.

I don't see Niki eating all that food so I'm guess Rick is eating the double portion and Niki's having avocado toast and eggs. That's the healthier option out of the 2 and judging by Rick's prior habits healthy eating is not one of them.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Getting a great start on tomorrow's Mewler Report!

Also, great way to show your true character to your dwindling following, C-Cup. I'm sure that won't make you come across as insufferable and unlikable, resulting in further unfollows. Nope, no at all.

The only thing more sad to see than a broken, defeated man is a man who doesn't realize that he's broken and defeated.

Obscurity? Party of one?

 

[Guest]

Getting a great start on tomorrow's Mewler Report!

Also, great way to show your true character to your dwindling following, C-Cup. I'm sure that won't make you come across as insufferable and unlikable, resulting in further unfollows. Nope, no at all.

The only thing more sad to see than a broken, defeated man is a man who doesn't realize that he's broken and defeated.

Obscurity? Party of one?

I love Rick calling out other people on their petty Twitter behavior

 

[guest]

If there was only some way they could both just burst into flames.

 

[BudDickman]

There was more exchanged between them. This guy does seem pretty confused.

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I would almost be on the pig's side, but then he did this.

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Pat tries to drag the guy in front of his totally legit 46k followers, but only gets 29 likes for some reason.

Retweeting it after forcing the guy to block you for harassment is a great way to show him you don't care.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Note the beer. He’s a sad drunk who is fat.

Me? I had a great run today and am sore as shit, but I’ll enjoy a nice beer because I earned it and PAT HATES THAT!

And the Strawberry Daquiri on the right. What a bunch of alcoholic idiots.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

If there was only some way they could both just burst into flames.

Sadly they are only figuratively flaming.

 

[Guest]

This one dude apparently got stuck in Rick's ass all day

 

[guest]

Note the beer. He’s a sad drunk who is fat.

Me? I had a great run today and am sore as shit, but I’ll enjoy a nice beer because I earned it and PAT HATES THAT!

I tried drinking two cans of decent lager on Saturday night. Couldn't finish the second one because it was gross and too filling. Don't get me wrong, knocking back a couple of cold stubbies after some summertime outdoor physical labour is fine, and I used to be able to sink endless pints in my 20s without any ill effects. But necking beers is not for men over say 30 years old. You're just going to be a fat cunt.

Don't drink alcohol Sunday to Thursday and have a few bourbons Friday and Saturday night. Part of the fun is maintaining the self-discipline.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don't know what the definition of small business is, but Tupelo Honey is a nationwide chain restaurant with like 20 locations and over $30 million in revenue. Someone reading his tweet might not know that because of the douchey way Pat talks about it like it's some secret place he just discovered.

The place filled up like you knew it would, Pat? What are your thoughts on the new Raising Canes in Madison, you rube?

Well I think what he's saying is at least it's being spent clogging up his arteries and increasing his chance of a stroke with his hypertension.