is there worse shit to step in than duck shit?
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There's these ducks I keep seeing on my property
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Human (homeless people) shit is worse than any animal shit.
I have to attempt to avoid goose shit every time I put my kayak in the water. There's also some absolutely terrible public "beach" with no actual beach around here that everyone loves to take their kids to. The bottom of the lake is completely slimey with loon shit. It's fucking disgusting.
However, pig shit is the worst type of shit. I'm something of a shit connoisseur.
There's Amish farmers around here that use pig shit for fertilizer and it makes it smell like swamp ass for miles. And the Canadian geese used to shit up the football field we practiced on. Those things drop huge green turds for not being that big.
Ducks you can take. A goose would have your eyes or a finger if you tried though. As a kid I used to have a pet one back on the farm, and it was as vicious as any working guard dog.
I shot a canadian goose with a 12g birdshot from like 15ft away and it barely even flinched. Pellets bounced right off of it. Geese dont fuck around
I once seen a few of dem boys fly over the mud at my house.
My little cousin got hilariously fucked up by a goose on a golf course one time when we were kids. It's the only time I've ever heard him swear to this day, he was losing his shit. I was laughing too hard to help him. He had to beat the fuck out of it with a putter. Like to the point that it probably died later. But it was knocking him on his ass and biting the shit out of him. He was all bruised and welted up.
On the same golf course a fisher ran out of the woods and chilled in the sun for a minute. He was like "Hey look, a fisher" and immediately drove a ball right at it.