There will never be an Opie and Anthony reunion

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I feel like another reason why a reunion wouldn't work is that the visual element would be mandatory in this day and age, and holy fucking shit are these men a strikingly hideous sight to behold.

Other than that, good for Opie. He doesn't have to beg for scraps, and it sounds like he still had a plan to keep the two leeches in the money even after the split. Oh well. He's corny as hell but at least he found peace.

Plus they need a producer to set up bits, otherwise it's Anthony yelling about blacks for 6 hours

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'm at peace! *fake laugh* I'm at peace *fake laugh* Opie and Anthony! *fake laugh* It was Anthony's fault! *Jim Gaffigan voice*

For a former DJ, Opie isn't too good at changing the record!

 

[The Talking Dead]

Opie is right to turn nana and the worm down and leave them frustrated but I think even he thinks that if he were to suddenly want to get the band back together, there'd be mountains of money and fame just waiting for them. No, there wouldn't. It's a totally different world now compared to 2014. Nobody fucking cares in 2025. It's over.

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

Opie is right to turn nana and the worm down and leave them frustrated but I think even he thinks that if he were to suddenly want to get the band back together, there'd be mountains of money and fame just waiting for them. No, there wouldn't. It's a totally different world now compared to 2014. Nobody fucking cares in 2025. It's over.

I think they could make a decent living compared to the average person if they reunited but you're right, not huge money. Maybe if they did the podcast, live appearances, merchandising and had the YouTube monetisation on point they could do well but two guys in their sixties who hate one another aren't looking to do all that.

 

[JebJoh]

I'm at peace! *fake laugh* I'm at peace *fake laugh* Opie and Anthony! *fake laugh* It was Anthony's fault! *Jim Gaffigan voice*

For a former DJ, Opie isn't too good at changing the record!

He’s the destroyer and he holds the keys to nana and jimmy’s future. He’s going to let them starve to death and carry on with his 1% lifestyle

 

[Leeeavings]

The cbs fm deal was a lot of money. When they lost that you could immediately hear Nana change his tone about not having enough money and having to pay lots of taxes. Yet he couldn’t understand why Opie might be a little cranky about such a lost opportunity and decided to loudly eat grapes

 

[DannyRoss’s_DeadDad]

Plus they need a producer to set up bits, otherwise it's Anthony yelling about blacks for 6 hours

There’s only one producer that could do it and he’s not interested because he is rich forever from Banksy paintings. #RossDynasty

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I feel like another reason why a reunion wouldn't work is that the visual element would be mandatory in this day and age, and holy fucking shit are these men a strikingly hideous sight to behold.

Other than that, good for Opie. He doesn't have to beg for scraps, and it sounds like he still had a plan to keep the two leeches in the money even after the split. Oh well. He's corny as hell but at least he found peace.

Faces made for radio. The first time I actually saw them was during the old XFL pregame show they did. Ooooof-ah. Nana was still all swarthy back then, too.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Yes they will have a reunion eventually.

 

[nasty twp]

Faces made for radio. The first time I actually saw them was during the old XFL pregame show they did. Ooooof-ah. Nana was still all swarthy back then, too.

Except Opie was nice-looking back then, though. In a preppy, whitebread, Tony Hawk from Temu sort of way. He only lost his babyface golden shine once the clock ticked over to 2013.

He had certain feminine qualities that are appealing too. Like the way he laughs or runs in these XFL moments. Malewife.







(^loving the dissonant nostalgic poorly-veiled pain in Nana's eyes in this lookback)

 

[JebJoh]

The cbs fm deal was a lot of money. When they lost that you could immediately hear Nana change his tone about not having enough money and having to pay lots of taxes. Yet he couldn’t understand why Opie might be a little cranky about such a lost opportunity and decided to loudly eat grapes

Nana was the kind of rich that thinks having enough for the down payment meant you could afford something. Opie waited until he collected the entire $15 million before spending 5 million

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

give $100,000+ to his doofus brother and kindhearted milf of a sister every single year for at least a decade. That’s 7 figures in after tax dollars just in family payouts alone.

He must have had well into 8 figures at one point. That’s absolute insanity to me.

That's what it cost to get his sister to do karaoke in the compound in a sports bra and panties. Worth it.

 

[Toast]

Instead of a reunion, I'm waiting for the AI version of them to get good.

 

[JebJoh]

Instead of a reunion, I'm waiting for the AI version of them to get good.

It is already as good as they were during the xm years.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That's what it cost to get his sister to do karaoke in the compound in a sports bra and panties. Worth it.

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These guns sure get waved around a lot in his house, Jesus.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I've said it before but Opie has turned into a dead ringer for that ugly fuck Dave Portnoy. They look like twins now.

 

[nasty twp]

Instead of a reunion, I'm waiting for the AI version of them to get good.

Last year someone posted a few scripts of AI generated scripts on the TACN sub, was accurate, in-character and semi-entertaining tbh. Scary what the robo-community come up with.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

These guns sure get waved around a lot in his house, Jesus.

Those people love to wave and take pictures with their guns.

 

[Leeeavings]

Those people love to wave and take pictures with their guns.

It’s all performative like everything else they do

 

[Cawdfish]

After all the shade these fruits have thrown at each other for the past decade, it would be the phoniest ass reunion ever.