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Best dogs in the world, me and my old lady had to put ours down, little fucker almost made it to 17.I’m honored, and yes it is
I believe the Redditor was proposing a hypothetical, not actually saying it’s been pushed backIs the contempt meeting being pushed back a month confirmed?
0% of straight men have this hairstyle.It's funny to me that the short era in his life where he didn't look like either a skinny fat dork or a pig monster is the one where it's obvious to anyone with eyes that he's a big gay homosexual. Poor guy would have as much luck as fezzie if he came out now, imagine looking down and seeing this staring back at you while you get your dick sucked.View attachment 144705
I'm sorry to hear that brutha. Our dogs are 14 and 13 and they're still in good health, but man oh man do I dream that day. Not fucking fair that dogs get less than 20 years while sacks of shit live into their 70s being burdens on everyone around them.Best dogs in the world, me and my old lady had to put ours down, little fucker almost made it to 17.
I don't get what happenedHe really hates kyle. Sad!
Also did he actually get the contempt hearing pushed back or something? I was planning to shitpost heavily on the 24th but I've been busy lately.
Holy shit what a fucking retard this is incredible. Always bet on Pat doing something mind blowingly stupid, and then having what he actually does be even dumber than what you could conceive.
He filed for a continuance three days before the hearing and somehow found the money to drop on more special-ed edition lawyers in a sad attempt to delay things, may or may not work - hasn't been granted yet as far as I know.I don't get what happened
Even Otho had the sense to not let his "duck's ass" get so dry. Impoverished billy-bopper faggot.It's funny to me that the short era in his life where he didn't look like either a skinny fat dork or a pig monster is the one where it's obvious to anyone with eyes that he's a big gay homosexual. Poor guy would have as much luck as fezzie if he came out now, imagine looking down and seeing this staring back at you while you get your dick sucked.View attachment 144705
Cats can live to 30. Go get a kitten now and it will outlive you. Problem solved.I'm sorry to hear that brutha. Our dogs are 14 and 13 and they're still in good health, but man oh man do I dream that day. Not fucking fair that dogs get less than 20 years while sacks of shit live into their 70s being burdens on everyone around them.
Not fucking fair.
Yeah, I lost my cat Porter a couple of years ago, and he had just turned 15. He had contracted feline Leukemia.Cats can live to 30. Go get a kitten now and it will outlive you. Problem solved.
It's the only bad part of having a pet. Mine just turned 12 and she's looking old. Found her outside as a kitten. Only cat I've ever had and I'll be crushed when that day finally comes. Sorry about your cat. 15 is a good life but it's still way too short.Yeah, I lost my cat Porter a couple of years ago, and he had just turned 15. He had contracted feline Leukemia.
I appreciate that bruthaman. Just love that kitty while you still have her. It goes by way too quickly. I really wish they had at least half the lifespan of a human.It's the only bad part of having a pet. Mine just turned 12 and she's looking old. Found her outside as a kitten. Only cat I've ever had and I'll be crushed when that day finally comes. Sorry about your cat. 15 is a good life but it's still way too short.
I had a cat growing up that lived to be 19, near the end it couldn’t move its back legs which was sad. My mom had found the cat as a kitten near her place and took it in. My parents named it “Burgess” after the actor Burgess Meredith because the cat was a little tough guy like Mickey in the Rocky movies.I appreciate that bruthaman. Just love that kitty while you still have her. It goes by way too quickly. I really wish they had at least half the lifespan of a human.
How'd that go? They're usually dicks with their herding since they're bred to move cattle and shit.My kids dog is 14, older than them. He's a cattle dog, when I brought the babies home he would herd them in their cribs.
It was really sweet he's so protective of them.How'd that go? They're usually dicks with their herding since they're bred to move cattle and shit.
No. His fat bodied lawyer is going to have to argue for a continuance in front of the judge on the 24th.Is the contempt meeting being pushed back a month confirmed?
We know who his lawyer is?He filed for a continuance three days before the hearing and somehow found the money to drop on more special-ed edition lawyers in a sad attempt to delay things, may or may not work - hasn't been granted yet as far as I know.
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