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The Worst Of: That Reddit Guy's Text Archive
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My favorite texts of all time are the wager / game gimmicks.
I really loved all the Jigsaw posts. He couldn’t just SHUT his FUCKING MOUTH, he had to fuck everyone. I believe there were some where the other people were included in the initial game-proposition text and he still proceeded to reply.
There was also a bit where a redditor said “If you just don’t reply to this single text, I will never contact you again.” and he couldn’t bite his tongue. I really think the Redditor might have held up his end of the bargain too. But PaT just has to get the last word always.
I really loved all the Jigsaw posts. He couldn’t just SHUT his FUCKING MOUTH, he had to fuck everyone. I believe there were some where the other people were included in the initial game-proposition text and he still proceeded to reply.
There was also a bit where a redditor said “If you just don’t reply to this single text, I will never contact you again.” and he couldn’t bite his tongue. I really think the Redditor might have held up his end of the bargain too. But PaT just has to get the last word always.
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Reddit has gotten way problematic in recent years.
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He really is compelled to respond to everything. It's exhausting reading through this. He loves confrontation. I would ignore it and enjoy my weekend but what do I know? I'm just a ham'n egger.
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1) isn't Ethan a millionaire or thereabouts? @Ethan P. Schulman comment?*All images in this archive were taken from reddit, I am reposting them for commentary. I do not condone or encourage texting*
I'll be posting these in portions when I get time until I don't have any or i'm arrested by MPD
2) how does he keep falling for this?
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This thread fucking rules. Thanks for posting all these gems. This texter was incredible at causing Rick narcissistic injury.
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“This photo of me drinking miller lite proves that I do not drink miller lite”
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i literally lol'ed at some of those exchanges.
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Seeing all these together really shows how crazy he is.
The funniest was the clouds.
The funniest was the clouds.
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I can't explain why, but pat google translating the felony telephone harassment copypaste into Spanish absolutely shattered my ribs.
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TYFYS. I'm going to have to take my time reading through these, but do you have the one where the reddit rascal calls him "fatalker"? That one had me fawwkin howling.