The worst Cameo video I've ever seen.

[Consensual Rapist]

"Do you know who I am? If ya don't, you schewn will." -Michael Ray Bower's last words before opening fire on Nickelodeon headquarters

That would make the perfect Disney Pixar AI art.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I find it hilarious that he actually wants to be known as Donkey Lips.

I just read his Wikipedia page. Lol. I recommend it. He was the customer during the bank robbery in GTA IV who shoots Packie's buddy and talks about breaking his leg in a highschool football game.

I saw on his twitter that now that the strike is over he’s available for podcasts but needs to ask for a guest fee. He’s almost 50 and was a child actor on that show that lasted 2 years but he’s still trying to be an actor. Pretty much everyone else from the show moved on to real jobs and look at their time as a child actor something they did as kid for fun. He reminds me of a sadder version of Serch - still holding on to the one time they were famous 30 years ago.

 

[aRTie02150]

I saw on his twitter that now that the strike is over he’s available for podcasts but needs to ask for a guest fee. He’s almost 50 and was a child actor on that show that lasted 2 years but he’s still trying to be an actor. Pretty much everyone else from the show moved on to real jobs and look at their time as a child actor something they did as kid for fun. He reminds me of a sadder version of Serch - still holding on to the one time they were famous 30 years ago.

I'm all in with Serch and Bowerposting.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This guy was clearly raped many times as a young lad. Have a heart, Art

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'm all in with Serch and Bowerposting.

Usually child stars famous for a tv show at least had a popular catch phrase - donkey lips didn’t even have that! Plus it’s not like Salute Your Shorts was still being discovered by kids years later - pretty much only people now in their mid 30s / 40s remember Salute Your Shorts and the fat kid named Donkey Lips. Most child stars in his spot would try to do everything they can to not still only be known as donkey lips but Bower here is walking around in 2023 wearing Donkey Lips shirts and making sure everyone knows he’s was the far kid on a kids show over 30 years ago.

I bet he has all kinds of ridiculous ideas for a Salute Your Shorts reboot where he would be the star as the head of the camp now and it would be the huge monster hit.

 

[aRTie02150]

This guy was clearly raped many times as a young lad. Have a heart, Art

 

[aRTie02150]

Usually child stars famous for a tv show at least had a popular catch phrase - donkey lips didn’t even have that! Plus it’s not like Salute Your Shorts was still being discovered by kids years later - pretty much only people now in their mid 30s / 40s remember Salute Your Shorts and the fat kid named Donkey Lips. Most child stars in his spot would try to do everything they can to not still only be known as donkey lips but Bower here is walking around in 2023 wearing Donkey Lips shirts and making sure everyone knows he’s was the far kid on a kids show over 30 years ago.

I bet he has all kinds of ridiculous ideas for a Salute Your Shorts reboot where he would be the star as the head of the camp now and it would be the huge monster hit.

Can you imagine him playing an Ug character?

He's awful.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Can you imagine him playing an Ug character?

He's awful.

You know that’s his big idea - he takes over for the late Ug (the actor died, right?) and now his life comes full circle as he’s now Mr. Donkey Lips and teaches the campers all about life and the fun of summer camp. He’s probably even got a couple scripts he wrote laying around the mess that is his place.

 

[aRTie02150]

I still can't believe he charged someone for this cameo.

Nigga complained about people making fun of him lol.

 

[aRTie02150]

You know that’s his big idea - he takes over for the late Ug (the actor died, right?) and now his life comes full circle as he’s now Mr. Donkey Lips and teaches the campers all about life and the fun of summer camp. He’s probably even got a couple scripts laying around the mess that is his place.

Lol it's funny because he's a lot older than Ug was when he was the on the show.

Donkey lips the 50 year old camp counselor.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lol it's funny because he's a lot older than Ug was when he was the on the show.

Donkey lips the 50 year old camp counselor.

I bet Donkey has an episode idea where there’s another fat kid like him and he takes him under his fat wing.

 

[aRTie02150]

I bet Donkey has an episode idea where there’s another fat kid like him and he takes him under his fat wing.

I imagine they'd shoot scenes with female campers separately and under extreme supervision because Bower is quite the creep.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw on his twitter that now that the strike is over he’s available for podcasts but needs to ask for a guest fee. He’s almost 50 and was a child actor on that show that lasted 2 years but he’s still trying to be an actor. Pretty much everyone else from the show moved on to real jobs and look at their time as a child actor something they did as kid for fun. He reminds me of a sadder version of Serch - still holding on to the one time they were famous 30 years ago.

The Cooksey kid is like 4'9 as an adult. HE'S figured it out for fuck's sake.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Usually child stars famous for a tv show at least had a popular catch phrase - donkey lips didn’t even have that! Plus it’s not like Salute Your Shorts was still being discovered by kids years later - pretty much only people now in their mid 30s / 40s remember Salute Your Shorts and the fat kid named Donkey Lips. Most child stars in his spot would try to do everything they can to not still only be known as donkey lips but Bower here is walking around in 2023 wearing Donkey Lips shirts and making sure everyone knows he’s was the far kid on a kids show over 30 years ago.

I bet he has all kinds of ridiculous ideas for a Salute Your Shorts reboot where he would be the star as the head of the camp now and it would be the huge monster hit.

Like a lot of d list and reality stars when he was on that it was probably the best he ever had it. The others could go back to their lives and probably be successful socially, donkey lips definitely got ripped on for being the fat lispy kid with the micro even if they didn't mock him for that show.