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The worst Cameo video I've ever seen.

Meownaw

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Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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Still has that fucked speech impediment you had as a kid. Lovely.
Good to that you make it about yourself crying about getting mean comments when you’re doing a cameo video for someone. Yeah, that is what I pay for, some lisp-y has been crying about his own shit. Best 60 bucks spent ever.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I think he fucking nailed that. He seemed to hit all the references the customer requested and even sung a custom Golden Girls song. Pure charisma. You can't teach that. What more do you want from the guy. I give that an A+.

"Do you know who I am? If ya don't, you schewn will." -Michael Ray Bower's last words before opening fire on Nickelodeon headquarters
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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That’s no way to talk about a lady, Abe. I just assumed a man of your generation would appreciate that.
Men of my generation call em like we see em, sport. The bitch has a weird face. Very wide-set features. Big fan of the ventriloquism, though. As an all around entertainer, I dabbled in my early days. I had to stop after my dummy, Carmichael, kept assaulting people in fits of drunken rage. He had real human teeth.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I think he fucking nailed that. He seemed to hit all the references the customer requested and even sung a custom Golden Girls song. Pure charisma. You can't teach that. What more do you want from the guy. I give that an A+.

"Do you know who I am? If ya don't, you schewn will." -Michael Ray Bower's last words before opening fire on Nickelodeon headquarters
I wonder how many times he’s bothered people at Nick (if he even knows anybody still there) about how they should do a salute your shorts reboot where he plays the camp counselor.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I wonder how many times he’s bothered people at Nick (if he even knows anybody still there) about how they should do a salute your shorts reboot where he plays the camp counselor.
He 100% bothers multiple people about that on a regular basis, or at least tries to. I'm sure his phone number and social media is blocked by everyone he's ever worked with.
 

CQ Beans

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Men of my generation call em like we see em, sport. The bitch has a weird face. Very wide-set features. Big fan of the ventriloquism, though. As an all around entertainer, I dabbled in my early days. I had to stop after my dummy, Carmichael, kept assaulting people in fits of drunken rage. He had real human teeth.
You’re a Jack of all trades, sir. And I’m pretty sure that was a midget you kidnapped. Well done.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He 100% bothers multiple people about that on a regular basis, or at least tries to. I'm sure his phone number and social media is blocked by everyone he's ever worked with.
I imagine he’s like Rupert Pupkin just bothering receptionists on the phone / in person and they just tell him whoever is busy and will reach out to him and he doesn’t stop. He tells them it will be a huge hit and people are DYING for a Salute Your Shorts reboot with his awful speech impediment. I think every shirt I’ve seen him wear is Salute Your Shorts related so people know he’s the fat kid from a kids show that stopped about 30 years ago.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I imagine he’s like Rupert Pupkin just bothering receptionists on the phone / in person and they just tell him whoever is busy and will reach out to him and he doesn’t stop. He tells them it will be a huge hit and people are DYING for a Salute Your Shorts reboot with his awful speech impediment. I think every shirt I’ve seen him wear is Salute Your Shorts related so people know he’s the fat kid from a kids show that stopped about 30 years ago.
I find it hilarious that he actually wants to be known as Donkey Lips.

I just read his Wikipedia page. Lol. I recommend it. He was the customer during the bank robbery in GTA IV who shoots Packie's buddy and talks about breaking his leg in a highschool football game.
 
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