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There’s some scene in one of those American Pie movies where she's naked on top of some dude. That’s all I got.Speaking of Cameo's, whatever happened to the one of the heavy girl with the ventriloquist dummy saying "Feed Nana"?
That one amused me to no end.
Shockingly decent tits for a chubby ugly chick from what I remember.There’s some scene in one of those American Pie movies where she's naked on top of some dude. That’s all I got.
That’s no way to talk about a lady, Abe. I just assumed a man of your generation would appreciate that.Shockingly decent tits for a chubby ugly chick from what I remember.
Men of my generation call em like we see em, sport. The bitch has a weird face. Very wide-set features. Big fan of the ventriloquism, though. As an all around entertainer, I dabbled in my early days. I had to stop after my dummy, Carmichael, kept assaulting people in fits of drunken rage. He had real human teeth.That’s no way to talk about a lady, Abe. I just assumed a man of your generation would appreciate that.
I wonder how many times he’s bothered people at Nick (if he even knows anybody still there) about how they should do a salute your shorts reboot where he plays the camp counselor.I think he fucking nailed that. He seemed to hit all the references the customer requested and even sung a custom Golden Girls song. Pure charisma. You can't teach that. What more do you want from the guy. I give that an A+.
"Do you know who I am? If ya don't, you schewn will." -Michael Ray Bower's last words before opening fire on Nickelodeon headquarters
He 100% bothers multiple people about that on a regular basis, or at least tries to. I'm sure his phone number and social media is blocked by everyone he's ever worked with.I wonder how many times he’s bothered people at Nick (if he even knows anybody still there) about how they should do a salute your shorts reboot where he plays the camp counselor.
You’re a Jack of all trades, sir. And I’m pretty sure that was a midget you kidnapped. Well done.Men of my generation call em like we see em, sport. The bitch has a weird face. Very wide-set features. Big fan of the ventriloquism, though. As an all around entertainer, I dabbled in my early days. I had to stop after my dummy, Carmichael, kept assaulting people in fits of drunken rage. He had real human teeth.
I imagine he’s like Rupert Pupkin just bothering receptionists on the phone / in person and they just tell him whoever is busy and will reach out to him and he doesn’t stop. He tells them it will be a huge hit and people are DYING for a Salute Your Shorts reboot with his awful speech impediment. I think every shirt I’ve seen him wear is Salute Your Shorts related so people know he’s the fat kid from a kids show that stopped about 30 years ago.He 100% bothers multiple people about that on a regular basis, or at least tries to. I'm sure his phone number and social media is blocked by everyone he's ever worked with.
I find it hilarious that he actually wants to be known as Donkey Lips.I imagine he’s like Rupert Pupkin just bothering receptionists on the phone / in person and they just tell him whoever is busy and will reach out to him and he doesn’t stop. He tells them it will be a huge hit and people are DYING for a Salute Your Shorts reboot with his awful speech impediment. I think every shirt I’ve seen him wear is Salute Your Shorts related so people know he’s the fat kid from a kids show that stopped about 30 years ago.
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