The White House got SWATTed

[Cuphead]

How long before Pig chimes in saying he's being swatting by the same person?

Emergency crews scramble to White House after 911 caller says it’s on fire

WASHINGTON — The White House became the latest target of a bogus 911 call Monday morning when someone falsely claimed the historic building was on fire. DC Fire and EMS spokesman Noah Gray told The…

nypost.com

 

[Sue Lightning]

He will say “Our swatters used the same tactic to get the firefighters to turn off our heat”

 

[SFWA liaison]

"Welp, this is just a practice run before they focus on the most important target: myself"

 

[Daddy Warbucks]

EMS and Fire ≠ swatting

 

[Cumtown Fags]

No, Robert. We are not SWATTing the White House. The Secret Service know we aren't. They know you are. Enjoy prison.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Is this a Tomlinson SWATting, where Joe Biden just saw a firetruck down the block and claimed that it was called in for him?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Also you would think there would be some failsafes here. Like a random person can’t just call the DCPD and go “I THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS ON FIRE”. Like they’d have a line that goes to there to ask an aide “Hey are you guys on fire?”. Or that, idk, the White House has some kind of phone for emergencies.

 

[sinbad]

The same stlakers who swatted the white house have targeted me and my wife 50+ times

 

[Honoria]

Biden wasn't even there, apparently. (Camp David, not Hooligan's).

He keeps insisting he knows the exact person who's doing it to everyone, you'd think he would have been interviewed if this were the case. I'd love for him to actually talk to the FBI and deliver an incoherent rant about Robert Prongay, Russia, and his toilet.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I think Biden needs a new cybersecurity expert (preferably one who doesn’t spam racial and homophobic slurs).

 

[wbgreen]

Also you would think there would be some failsafes here. Like a random person can’t just call the DCPD and go “I THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS ON FIRE”. Like they’d have a line that goes to there to ask an aide “Hey are you guys on fire?”. Or that, idk, the White House has some kind of phone for emergencies.

I don't know. I could see a city agency in DC being that stupid.

 

[guest]

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[Honey Badger]

It’s beyond parody

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

It’s beyond parody

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What's the story with Patti Labelle?

Patrick gave the wrong location or did torswats read it wrong, instead of his baseball game getting a SWATT it was some other sounding named theater?

Either way funny seeing him talk about it as if it wasn't him setting these up with Torswats

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The same stlakers who swatted the white house have targeted me and my wife 50+ times

No joke exactly this

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

What's the story with Patti Labelle?

Patrick gave the wrong location or did torswats read it wrong, instead of his baseball game getting a SWATT it was some other sounding named theater?

Either way funny seeing him talk about it as if it wasn't him setting these up with Torswats

He was seeing A Christmas Carol at the Pabst Theater whilst Patti Labelle was at the Riverside Theater (ran by the Pabst Theater Group). I think it was either the same night or the night before?

 

[sinbad]

Wow, he actually believes its the same people

 

[SFWA liaison]

this Daniel Mullen guy is a bad apple

weird taht she doesn't mention Dushatar by name if she's so confident about he "research".

She names the guy calling her fat and ugly on youtube by name, but not the criminal swatter? I'm starting to think she doesn't give a shit about criminality and is only angry she's the target of ridicule!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She doesn't mention that she is in contact with said person.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

So anything that happens in the US is automatically us. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PAT