Imagine buying food joe has touched.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The tranny that fucked Joe Derosa in the ass at Skankfest is a large gentleman
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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I like this version. It's now cannon as far as I'm concerned.
I tapped out after two minutes. What happened? Joe suck a dick?
It’s like god is making sure no one can enjoy the OnA back catalogue
But Joe, what will your black friends say?
Little kikelet Danny jealous that Joe shoulderless Derosa is somehow more famous than him despite being an unfunny tranny fucking loser. He was in Better Call Saul, faggot. You lost a guitar hero match.
It sounds like they jerked each other off, but Joe finished. It was all very hard to follow.
Listened back to the “contest” today and the nerve of that kike faggot to keep talking shit after his own tranny loving closet case, Nana pulled the power cord out is ennrrrrraaaaging. Zero confidence in what he was saying as well. You could tell baby boy was seconds from sperging out completely and making the tears come out of his eyes, Jerry.
Listened back to the “contest” today and the nerve of that kike faggot to keep talking shit after his own tranny loving closet case, Nana pulled the power cord out is ennrrrrraaaaging. Zero confidence in what he was saying as well. You could tell baby boy was seconds from sperging out completely and making the tears come out of his eyes, Jerry.
No. Joe got fucked in the ass by a hulking dude with a wig and fake tits. In 9 months he'll lay a bomb.
Boo. Fuck me, I know.
I'm a werewolf now. Yarrrr.
THE FULL MOON GETS ME HARD. YARRR.
I must feast upon the flesh of the pure while bathing in the moonlight, yarrrr.
Only silver bullets can kill me! YARRR!
I'm a mummy now. I don't think about shit. I'm just dead and wrapped up like a chop chee.
