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The Spaghetti Factory

What did Pat do at the Spaghetti Factory

  • Showed up blackout drunk and was asked to leave

    Votes: 6 5.5%
  • Made one or several women uncomfortable

    Votes: 2 1.8%
  • Got in a “no, child” match with someone and alienated everyone there

    Votes: 24 22.0%
  • Ate all the spaghetti

    Votes: 9 8.3%
  • All the above

    Votes: 68 62.4%

  • Total voters
    109

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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To play Devil’s Aaaaaadvocate, maybe it was another dumb, fat weirdo. Both the SFWA and Gen Con communities have no shortage of that type.
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Treat Yourself

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I can’t confirm what exactly went down the infamous Spaghetti Factory night, but Patrick allegedly exposed himself to everyone present. I really hope that’s not true

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The witnesses never denied it so it must be true. He has a history of exposing his faucet in public, even going so far as to share it on the news. Rick is a fat public menace and should be locked up and have his phone and especially fork taken away.
 

chewtoyrapist

Strong. Confident.
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Considering pat and 4(?) other writers couldn't pull a dozen half-interested fans together for the last symposium, I'm sure Larry's constantly regretting that loss.

Also we've seen what goes on at the "cool" parties. Middle aged obese nerds do what your average 20 something does on a wednesday, except crammed into a shitty hotel room or a garage. Sometimes you get your wife taken from you at these things too, it happens.
 
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